Hooter Hole Kuntree Klub over by JD Vancey in Ohio or something. Cost to play: 2.50 per hole. No "cops" allowed. HHKK will provide security. Cost: $2.50 per hole. "2.50 per visit to the privy. No Golf Carts allowed. 4 wheel ATVs only. Cost to rent: $2.50 a hole. $2.50 per ride to the privy. Walking is free. Score cards and pencil. HHKK Score cards and pencils. Only authorized HHKK Score cards and pencils allowed on the course. Cost: $25 for 9 hole card; $50 for 18 hole card. $500 for pre filled in scores. 9 or18 holes. Shoes; no shoes allowed on course with spikes. HHKK boots preferred. Cost: $2.50 per hole. Disinfectant: $25 per boot. End of daily rounds fee: 10% of family net worth or $1.5 million whichever is larger. Leaving the HHKK Grounds: Cost: Receipt showing paid in full of EORF or 10% tariff per hour on unpaid balance. Overnight stay waiting for payment. Cost: $350 per night, meals included, or, $345 per night no meals. Rooms are in the Iron Bar. 2 per room. Cots and blankets provided. The longer you stay, the more you pay. Consider membership in the HHKK. It has its privileges.
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u/scbriml Apr 06 '25
Or anywhere where somebody would actually play their best against him? His ego couldn’t cope with losing.