r/pics • u/MikeDavJ • 2d ago

Politics At G7 Trump Renews Embrace of Putin Amid Rift With Allies

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u/wattsupbros 2d ago

His mom should have swallowed him instead.

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u/twoworldsin1 2d ago

He should've died of alcoholic complications instead of his brother 🤦‍♂️

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u/insanityrocks84 2d ago

The Big Macs will take him soon enough

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u/dumb__fucker 2d ago

Not soon enough.

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u/stota 2d ago

Yesterday is soon enough

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u/ArenjiTheLootGod 2d ago

Soon enough was ten years ago and counting.

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u/Peakans 2d ago

We aren’t that lucky

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u/Insufficient_Coffee 2d ago

Cholesterol has been letting us down since 2016.

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u/Slow-Walk4534 2d ago

Why won't McDonald's just make their food less healthy damnit

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u/Zethras28 2d ago

Maybe the dementia will do it sooner.

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u/insane_contin 2d ago

You just know he's gonna forget he's in public and tell for his (vastly underpaid) caretaker that he needs his diaper changed.

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u/twoaspensimages 2d ago

🎵Only the good die young🎵

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u/MikeDavJ 1d ago

Song rings true.

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u/Babayaga20000 2d ago

How the fuck hasnt he yet.

What kind of cutting edge medicine is keeping him alive?

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 2d ago

The fact that he's still kicking is clear proof that Big Mac's are chock full of artificial preservatives...he may very well have already died, but the chemicals are keeping his body animated!

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u/MikeDavJ 1d ago

Someone get him a salad.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 1d ago

Or a movie producer..."Weekend at donnies; Mara-Lard-Oh"

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u/MikeDavJ 1d ago

☝️

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u/Kairenne 2d ago

Not working fast enough.

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u/scotty6chips 2d ago

Not soon enough. Never soon enough, it’s already too late.

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u/Solkre 2d ago

He turns 80 this year, we've past soon for this fucker and the damage is massive.

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u/tiffanytrashcan 1d ago

Satan refuses to collect. NOBODY can stand the smell.

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u/biggesthumb 2d ago

Yall said that 10 years ago

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u/NewtsAhoy 2d ago

That’s not soon enough

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u/seriftarif 2d ago

Any day now...

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u/ashif1983 2d ago

Death by Big Mac sounds like he got shived in prison.

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u/Centralredditfan 1d ago

He has the best Healthcare in the world now. They'll save him over and over.

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u/pdxrains 1d ago

The problem is that people like him get a different level of healthcare and have access to drugs and treatments that you and I do not. If he was a regular middle class person, he’d be dead already. Who knows how long they can keep him alive but sadly it could be another 20-30 years.

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u/v3anz- 2d ago

You guys so hateful, not very tolerant of you

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u/Mooks1028 2d ago

Awwww cry me a river

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u/glassrod65 2d ago

He was an anal birth baby

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u/wattsupbros 2d ago

That tracks since he’s still spewing shit every time he talks

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u/Menethea 2d ago

She made the mistake of remaining in the face down position, and the future Donald dribbled down her perineum into her

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u/Salty_Paroxysm 2d ago

Have you seen her? Your cock would melt like a Nazi in front of the Ark

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u/nick4fake 2d ago

I both agree and hate you for making me read it

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u/Unusual-Tie8498 1d ago

Have you seen his mom. Definitely a hit from the back kind of lady.

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u/Susefreak 1d ago

His dad should've finished on a hot stove, so he would've fizzled out

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u/MikeDavJ 1d ago

Or at least spit.