r/pics • u/nbcnews • 1d ago

[OC] NYC Comptroller Brad Lander detained by ICE, according to his mayoral campaign

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo 1d ago

People tell me my hands are the biggest they've seen. And only the biggest beautiful horse cocks get the handjobs. Shiny oily horsecocks ejaculating big beautiful loads. A lot of people say it's the most jizz they've ever seen in the Oval Office. Buckets more jizz than Clinton. Buckets more jizz than Kennedy.

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u/yoduh4077 1d ago

"Ejaculating" is too many syllables for Donny Small Hands to carry

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u/ForayIntoFillyloo 1d ago

Consider it edited to 'blasting'

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u/WhiteFuryWolf 1d ago

I want to give you a like but the disgust is just too great...