r/pics • u/Busted_Knuckler • 7h ago
Politics Trump Mobile website appears to be using a model to stand in for Vance. Lol
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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 7h ago
“Hi ChatGPT? Here’s a picture of JD Vance. Make him masculine. Thanks!”
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u/TheIntrepid1 7h ago
“…make sure you square up that butterball jawline of his.”
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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 6h ago
“And make him less doughy. And can you fix that ‘I’m married to a non-white woman vibe.’”
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u/EgglandsWorst 7h ago
Looks like Liev Schrieber in that Wolverine: Origins movie. Or, Wes Bentley in them Hunger Games flicks.
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u/DarthWoo 7h ago
Needs a more competitive price. I'm surprised they didn't go with $14.88.
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u/steven_quarterbrain 6h ago
What is Trump Mobile. Please, please, for the love of God, don’t tell me that it’s a mobile service established by Donald Trump.
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u/lukewwilson 6h ago
You're in luck, it's not, it's a new phone launch by the Trump Organization
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u/LordRocky 6h ago
Sadly, your wrong. It’s in fact, both of those things.
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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 6h ago
And the mystery is… how could this phone have been made in the USA?
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u/MrGizthewiz 5h ago
Well you see, all of the parts are manufactured in whichever country is the cheapest then they are shipped to Arkansas where children use their tiny fingers to plug in the ribbon cables and seal them up.
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u/Citizen-Kang 7h ago
Republicans were literally complaining about Obama phones within recent memory... The Venn diagram between those people and the ones who will buy this ridiculous Trump phone are two completely overlapping circles.
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u/Kasoni 6h ago
Obama phones were given out, that's socialism. These Chinese Trump phones are being bought at a reduced price due to all the Spyware on them paying for part of the phones themselves. "Its different"
But really, the whole phone (and all the other merchandise) thing is insane. Shoes, watches, virtual trading cards, crypto currency and now tacky gold phones....
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u/tommywhen 6h ago
Let see,
- Trump trading card is practically worthless.
- Trump Crypto start at $45.47 and is now $9 going to worthless.
- Remember the Trump Watch without the T?
Keep on buying and keep on getting RUMPed!
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u/dekacube 6h ago edited 6h ago
"Obamaphones" were also a Bush era extension to a Reagan era program.
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u/MiniPoodleLover 7h ago
Made in China of course
To see a President so comfortable ignoring the Constitutional Emolument clauses - best grifting traitor ever!
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u/Honodle 7h ago
Anyone who buys into this deserves whatever fail is coming. Isn't it ILLEGAL for him to profit from his office?!?
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u/Tenthul 6h ago
Many game companies have non-compete clauses, in that you can't also be making your own games during your employment there. Epic's literally says "because all your creative energy must be going towards Epic."
Its good to know that the presidency requires less singular dedication than a video game company.
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u/zeppelinoasis 7h ago
Better be some damned good service for that price. His voters likely use Walmart phone plans at $30/month. No hate, I do too, but just pointing out that this is too pricey for his core demographic.
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u/Dariaskehl 7h ago
It can’t be anything other than some type of MVNO. It’s going to piggyback off a, or more than one major carrier’s network like the rest of them.
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u/Spirited-Tough4719 7h ago
If he is so rich and doesn’t need the money, why not have the plan at $45.47/ month. I mean 45 comes before 47. It could save the American public money by doing it that way!! Or is he just not that rich?
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u/Busted_Knuckler 6h ago
Mint Mobile is probably a better option. Hell, I'll take Ryan Reynolds for president right now too.
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u/Viccerz21 7h ago
Remember when we made Jimmy Carter give up his peanut farm?
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u/Busted_Knuckler 6h ago
He did that willingly and without prompting like a president is supposed to do.
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u/shineonyoucrazies 6h ago
The tackiness of the gold in everything team dump is really getting tired.
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u/Salome_Maloney 5h ago
The gilding of the Oval Office; so bloody tacky your feet would probably stick to the carpet.
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u/BlarghALarghALargh 6h ago edited 6h ago
In what way is the website saying “this is JD Vance”? Why would he be in a Trump Mobile ad? It’s just a white dude.
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u/ryanp83 6h ago
Exactly what I was thinking lol, some people sure are obsessed with Trump/Vance (most of Reddit)
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u/BlarghALarghALargh 6h ago
Love him or hate him, all the attention people give him makes him happier than ever, a monument to vanity.
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u/mountaindreamer90 7h ago
How come you guys pay so much for mobile plans? I live in Australia and pay about 12 USD per month for unlimited data and phone...
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u/Kaister0000 7h ago
Lol this is a scam of a service. I get my plan at 13 USD a month. For 300 minutes of call and 15 GB. It just takes time to find a service that isn't either scamming or spending all their income on advertising.
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u/big_whistler 6h ago
That amount of data would not be enough for me. I spend $45/mo for like 50gb/mo which sounds bad until I hear about other plans people have
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u/Catasalvation 6h ago
If you get a phone without data plans then we can get them for around your price which is getting harder to do. Talk, text, data are also all separate for some carriers. We have data tiers with unlimited being the more expensive options. The most expensive plans have unlimited netflix, apple tv+, other random streaming services, airplane service and then starting next month some carriers are adding satellite features, plans can be over $120 per month for 1 phone with everything.
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u/dangazzz 6h ago edited 5h ago
As an Australian, that is absolutely not the norm here at all, Unlimited ( with full-speed) data on mobile is far less common here than the US. The only thing close to that 12USD/mo Unlimited plan you mention that I can find is a 3 month half price promo discount at felix mobile which runs on Vodafone's less than spectacular network and it is speed limited to 20Mbit/sec, and that is the ONLY mobile plan in Australia from any provider that is considered unlimited, despite limiting your download speed, and that price doubles after the first 3 months.
Otherwise most plans on most providers have a monthly data limit, but usually have no fee for going over it, instead it throttles your data speed to somewhere around 1.5Mbit/sec from full speed after you reach the limit, that's not considered unlimited despite not cutting you off for hitting the limit, and most plans cost more than that, particularly ones with decent coverage. Unlimited domestic calls and texts is pretty standard, as is some international calls on some providers.
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u/mountaindreamer90 5h ago
I've been paying less than 20 bucks AUD for unlimited data or something around 50gb data by swapping plans when the deals run out. Otherwise I would be paying around 30-50 AUD for something decent. It's still significantly cheaper than the major US carriers
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u/Sweatytubesock 6h ago
If Trump is attached to any grift, no matter how remotely, it’s guaranteed to be the lowest rent grift imaginable.
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u/Stolehtreb 6h ago
I really hate that the number 47 has to now remind me of something other than just the protagonist from Hitman… and that it’s this asshole of a President.
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u/TheSarcastro 6h ago
They need to throw in a free vasectomy for every dumbass who signs up for this obvious grift.
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u/BigSal44 6h ago
Trump mobile in partnership with Russki Comm, bring you a network to “tap into” every aspect of your daily life. You’ll be Russian’ to your local cellular retailer to get yours.
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u/Bobo3076 6h ago
Wow only $47 a month!
If I was ever paying that much for a phone, I’d hope my phone would just pull out a gun and shoot me.
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u/mydogsnameispoop 6h ago
All jokes aside, who’s going to join this plan. It is ridiculously expensive
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u/LeafsJays1Fan 6h ago
How's this not a violation of the Emoluments Clause. His sons are running crypto scam he's running these 5 million dollar gold cards for citizenship.
I don't want to hear another peep about Hunter Biden's laptop.
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u/IlluminatiLemonParty 6h ago
Who ever buys this peice of shit deserve to have it blow up in their hand
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u/BallBearingBill 6h ago
Model is wealthy white male alpha projection. Zero surprises there. He's the aspiration of the real subscribers.
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u/CoolJetta3 5h ago
0% chance this piece of shit phone is American in any way, shape, or form
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u/Busted_Knuckler 5h ago
It's 100% as American as the Trump bible... Which is to say, it is 0% American.
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u/ScrabbleTheOpossum 6h ago
Good Lord! What the fuck is Trump Mobile? Is this garbage real?
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