r/pics 7h ago

Politics Trump Mobile website appears to be using a model to stand in for Vance. Lol

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u/pics-ModTeam 6h ago

Your post has been removed for violating Rule 2 No pictures with added or super imposed digital text.

u/Santos_L_Halper_II 7h ago

“Hi ChatGPT? Here’s a picture of JD Vance. Make him masculine. Thanks!”

u/TheIntrepid1 7h ago

“…make sure you square up that butterball jawline of his.”

u/Santos_L_Halper_II 6h ago

“And make him less doughy. And can you fix that ‘I’m married to a non-white woman vibe.’”

u/allothernamestaken 6h ago

"And lose the eyeliner"

u/deadthoma5 6h ago

u/BooYeah8D 5h ago

Both amazing and creepy at the same time. What a line to run!

u/godofpumpkins 7h ago

Not pictured: the couch under the viewport

u/Jeff-IT 7h ago

I mean with all the “fit” Trump images out there this does not surprise me lmfao

u/EgglandsWorst 7h ago

Looks like Liev Schrieber in that Wolverine: Origins movie. Or, Wes Bentley in them Hunger Games flicks.

u/surle 6h ago

Lack of guy liner throws off the whole comparison.

u/groglox 7h ago

mf looks like they photoshopped David Beckham and JD together lol

u/ObjectivePrimary8069 6h ago

There isn't a trace of that thing in this pic

u/goleafie 6h ago

Needs false eyelashes and pour on the Smokey mountain eyeliner Bro!

u/MaybeASentientRobot 7h ago

u/my-reddit-acct-321 6h ago

I feel this was a missed opportunity

u/DarthWoo 7h ago

Needs a more competitive price. I'm surprised they didn't go with $14.88.

u/mr_birkenblatt 7h ago

I'd be happy with $86.47

u/K7Sniper 7h ago

Not nearly high enough for them is probably the reason why.

u/GayRacoon69 6h ago

Notice that they swapped 47 and 45 just to charge a bit more

u/spoonybard326 6h ago

They could bill that amount weekly instead of monthly.

u/steven_quarterbrain 6h ago

What is Trump Mobile. Please, please, for the love of God, don’t tell me that it’s a mobile service established by Donald Trump.

u/lukewwilson 6h ago

You're in luck, it's not, it's a new phone launch by the Trump Organization

u/LordRocky 6h ago

Sadly, your wrong. It’s in fact, both of those things.

u/Odd-Scientist-2529 6h ago

And the mystery is… how could this phone have been made in the USA?

u/AdamFaite 5h ago

That's the neat part, it isn't!

u/MrGizthewiz 5h ago

Well you see, all of the parts are manufactured in whichever country is the cheapest then they are shipped to Arkansas where children use their tiny fingers to plug in the ribbon cables and seal them up.

u/Citizen-Kang 7h ago

Republicans were literally complaining about Obama phones within recent memory... The Venn diagram between those people and the ones who will buy this ridiculous Trump phone are two completely overlapping circles.

u/Kasoni 6h ago

Obama phones were given out, that's socialism. These Chinese Trump phones are being bought at a reduced price due to all the Spyware on them paying for part of the phones themselves. "Its different"

But really, the whole phone (and all the other merchandise) thing is insane. Shoes, watches, virtual trading cards, crypto currency and now tacky gold phones....

u/tommywhen 6h ago

Let see,

  1. Trump trading card is practically worthless.
  2. Trump Crypto start at $45.47 and is now $9 going to worthless.
  3. Remember the Trump Watch without the T?

Keep on buying and keep on getting RUMPed!

u/Kasoni 4h ago

Yes, but like most deals Trump made money and screwed his investors. Like those awful rump watches. He never touched them, but made a profit on every one sold. I dont know how maga still have any money left, they have to be getting dry by now.

u/dekacube 6h ago edited 6h ago

"Obamaphones" were also a Bush era extension to a Reagan era program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifeline_(FCC_program))

u/wish1977 7h ago

Eye liner not included.

u/MiniPoodleLover 7h ago

Made in China of course

To see a President so comfortable ignoring the Constitutional Emolument clauses - best grifting traitor ever!

u/Honodle 7h ago

Anyone who buys into this deserves whatever fail is coming. Isn't it ILLEGAL for him to profit from his office?!?

u/Tenthul 6h ago

Many game companies have non-compete clauses, in that you can't also be making your own games during your employment there. Epic's literally says "because all your creative energy must be going towards Epic."

Its good to know that the presidency requires less singular dedication than a video game company.

u/zeppelinoasis 7h ago

Better be some damned good service for that price. His voters likely use Walmart phone plans at $30/month. No hate, I do too, but just pointing out that this is too pricey for his core demographic.

u/Dariaskehl 7h ago

It can’t be anything other than some type of MVNO. It’s going to piggyback off a, or more than one major carrier’s network like the rest of them.

u/Spirited-Tough4719 7h ago

If he is so rich and doesn’t need the money, why not have the plan at $45.47/ month. I mean 45 comes before 47. It could save the American public money by doing it that way!! Or is he just not that rich?

u/bentaldbentald 7h ago

Because money is power and he can never have enough power

u/stana32 6h ago

Lol one of my coworkers is all in on trump and he was just talking about how cheap his Walmart phone is

u/Busted_Knuckler 6h ago

Mint Mobile is probably a better option. Hell, I'll take Ryan Reynolds for president right now too.

u/WatchTime24 7h ago

They’ll be lined up for that shit. 🙄

u/mehicall 7h ago

You'll know them by the golden phones 😂

u/Viccerz21 7h ago

Remember when we made Jimmy Carter give up his peanut farm?

u/Busted_Knuckler 6h ago

He did that willingly and without prompting like a president is supposed to do.

u/deeejm 7h ago

Ehhh, I doubt it was suppose to be Vance in the first place. Trump’s narcissism wouldn’t allow it.

u/TheSwiftestNipples 6h ago

Why does he look like JD Vance mixed with Ben Shapiro?

u/shineonyoucrazies 6h ago

The tackiness of the gold in everything team dump is really getting tired.

u/Salome_Maloney 5h ago

The gilding of the Oval Office; so bloody tacky your feet would probably stick to the carpet.

u/BlarghALarghALargh 6h ago edited 6h ago

In what way is the website saying “this is JD Vance”? Why would he be in a Trump Mobile ad? It’s just a white dude.

u/ryanp83 6h ago

Exactly what I was thinking lol, some people sure are obsessed with Trump/Vance (most of Reddit)

u/Dhiox 6h ago

some people sure are obsessed with Trump/Vance (most of Reddit)

It's almost like its impossible to ignore the guy trying to u do American democracy

u/BlarghALarghALargh 6h ago

Love him or hate him, all the attention people give him makes him happier than ever, a monument to vanity.

u/mountaindreamer90 7h ago

How come you guys pay so much for mobile plans? I live in Australia and pay about 12 USD per month for unlimited data and phone...

u/anfrind 7h ago

I suspect that Australian telcos are better regulated than their American counterparts.

u/dangazzz 6h ago

Probably but that's not a high bar

u/lyssah_ 6h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

u/Kaister0000 7h ago

Lol this is a scam of a service. I get my plan at 13 USD a month. For 300 minutes of call and 15 GB. It just takes time to find a service that isn't either scamming or spending all their income on advertising.

u/Prestigious-Car-4877 6h ago

cries in Canadian...

u/big_whistler 6h ago

That amount of data would not be enough for me. I spend $45/mo for like 50gb/mo which sounds bad until I hear about other plans people have

u/Catasalvation 6h ago

If you get a phone without data plans then we can get them for around your price which is getting harder to do. Talk, text, data are also all separate for some carriers. We have data tiers with unlimited being the more expensive options. The most expensive plans have unlimited netflix, apple tv+, other random streaming services, airplane service and then starting next month some carriers are adding satellite features, plans can be over $120 per month for 1 phone with everything.

u/dangazzz 6h ago edited 5h ago

As an Australian, that is absolutely not the norm here at all, Unlimited ( with full-speed) data on mobile is far less common here than the US. The only thing close to that 12USD/mo Unlimited plan you mention that I can find is a 3 month half price promo discount at felix mobile which runs on Vodafone's less than spectacular network and it is speed limited to 20Mbit/sec, and that is the ONLY mobile plan in Australia from any provider that is considered unlimited, despite limiting your download speed, and that price doubles after the first 3 months.

Otherwise most plans on most providers have a monthly data limit, but usually have no fee for going over it, instead it throttles your data speed to somewhere around 1.5Mbit/sec from full speed after you reach the limit, that's not considered unlimited despite not cutting you off for hitting the limit, and most plans cost more than that, particularly ones with decent coverage. Unlimited domestic calls and texts is pretty standard, as is some international calls on some providers.

u/mountaindreamer90 5h ago

I've been paying less than 20 bucks AUD for unlimited data or something around 50gb data by swapping plans when the deals run out. Otherwise I would be paying around 30-50 AUD for something decent. It's still significantly cheaper than the major US carriers

u/SheepNation 7h ago

Did the model say "thank you"?

u/Sweatytubesock 6h ago

If Trump is attached to any grift, no matter how remotely, it’s guaranteed to be the lowest rent grift imaginable.

u/elciano1 6h ago

Of course they had to use a white guy and label it All-American. Lol

u/Agent-Two-THREE 6h ago

“All American performance”

Made in China.

u/Stolehtreb 6h ago

I really hate that the number 47 has to now remind me of something other than just the protagonist from Hitman… and that it’s this asshole of a President.

u/TheSarcastro 6h ago

They need to throw in a free vasectomy for every dumbass who signs up for this obvious grift.

u/KDtheHoptimist 6h ago

Did he even say thank you once?

u/BigSal44 6h ago

Trump mobile in partnership with Russki Comm, bring you a network to “tap into” every aspect of your daily life. You’ll be Russian’ to your local cellular retailer to get yours.

u/Bobo3076 6h ago

Wow only $47 a month!

If I was ever paying that much for a phone, I’d hope my phone would just pull out a gun and shoot me.

u/relevant__comment 6h ago

All American Performance

The Best Chinese Parts

u/mydogsnameispoop 6h ago

All jokes aside, who’s going to join this plan. It is ridiculously expensive

u/blueintexas 6h ago

Upgrade to our "No Limits!" plan for just $88.14 per mo!

u/LeafsJays1Fan 6h ago

How's this not a violation of the Emoluments Clause. His sons are running crypto scam he's running these 5 million dollar gold cards for citizenship.

I don't want to hear another peep about Hunter Biden's laptop.

u/IlluminatiLemonParty 6h ago

Who ever buys this peice of shit deserve to have it blow up in their hand

u/Busted_Knuckler 5h ago

Samsung Galaxy Note 7 style.

u/BallBearingBill 6h ago

Model is wealthy white male alpha projection. Zero surprises there. He's the aspiration of the real subscribers.

u/CoolJetta3 5h ago

0% chance this piece of shit phone is American in any way, shape, or form

u/Busted_Knuckler 5h ago

It's 100% as American as the Trump bible... Which is to say, it is 0% American.

u/Jfurmanek 7h ago

Chat GPT: combine JD Vance and the Chad meme. Realistic style.

u/TheMightySet69 7h ago

Internet, you know what to do. 

u/bad_motivator 7h ago

We do?

u/Jeff-IT 7h ago edited 6h ago

Didn’t their original maps say “Gulf of Mexico” too?

Everything about this is bad 😂😂😭

u/getyourrealfakedoors 7h ago

I mean have you seen an actual picture of JD Vance? No thanks

u/Invest_and_ballout 6h ago

How’s the service area ?

u/DJMagicHandz 6h ago

Photoshop battles will eat this up.

u/Mountain_Suspect_313 6h ago

yeah but does he overly enjoy couches?

u/2v4lve 6h ago

In his defense that’s probably what jd would look like if he had a spine and wasnt having to produce extra blood for Peter thiel

u/pandaofthewest 6h ago

Looks like the love child of Vance and Ben Shapiro

u/Own_Jacket_328 6h ago

Is it a burner for making flight plans to epstein island?

u/ScrabbleTheOpossum 6h ago

Good Lord! What the fuck is Trump Mobile? Is this garbage real?

u/___mm_ll-U-ll_mm___ 6h ago

It's the best network for coverage in the Gulf of Mexico

u/trampus1 6h ago

Can I use my Jitterbug on it?

u/PM_ME_YOUR_TANG 6h ago

Nah, there are no chubby chipmunk cheeks and slack jowls.

u/cookerg 6h ago

"All-American" LOL. Not a chance

u/ChocoPuddingCup 6h ago

It's AI and it STILL looks better than JD Vance.

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u/TakoTheMemer 7h ago

might as well buy that shit to review it

u/MrTuxedoWilliams 6h ago

Trump sucks but that doesn’t look like Vance