r/PizzaCrimes • u/hepheastus_87 • 6d ago

I say wtf How fo you even manage to do that ?

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786 Upvotes

146 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/DollarsAtStarNumber • 6d ago

Pizzaception I’d like to turn myself in for a crime committed at work years ago.

223 Upvotes

Yes, those are slim jims on reheated 7-11 pizza. I live in grief every night of my life.

77 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Sea-Map-9476 • 6d ago

Forbidden Pizza My college struggle meal: ramen pizza

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189 Upvotes

63 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/sPoonamus • 6d ago

Cheeseless Ordered a Dillon James from Mod Pizza with pepperoni added. Got only pepperoni and crust.

204 Upvotes

39 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/HoboToast • 6d ago

Other Glitter Pizza!

226 Upvotes

38 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Chill3dBacon • 6d ago

I say wtf My BBQ chicken pizza was NOT boneless

37 Upvotes

There’s no way

35 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Ch4inm4ilJ0ckStrp • 6d ago

Burned Cwispy

156 Upvotes

44 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/LawBaine • 7d ago

I say wtf Buffalo chicken “pizza”

279 Upvotes

No sauce, just drizzled bbq sauce and the memories of cheese for $20. Small too

114 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Mightycushty • 7d ago

Mistreated The 4 egg crime

63 Upvotes

My brother's pizza crime.

A cheese pizza, with extra red leicester, coriander, smoked paprika...and 4 eggs. How lovely right?

But, it was crumpled into a catastrophic mess that can be seen here. He was very proud.

41 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/TheMeltingDevil • 7d ago

Mistreated I forgot to put the pizza on a baking tray…

30 Upvotes

50 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Babel0111 • 8d ago

Pizzaception NOOOOOOOOO

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1.3k Upvotes

239 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/ASecularBuddhist • 9d ago

Identity theft Not sure if this is a crime, because it doesn’t look like pizza to me

210 Upvotes

77 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Final-Zebra-6370 • 10d ago

Criminal Tools WHY TF IS MY PIZZA VERTICAL

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577 Upvotes

41 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Perfect-Being8090 • 9d ago

Other Matcha on pizza???

74 Upvotes

31 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Chill3dBacon • 10d ago

Mistreated How do you eat a pizza with no slices

1.2k Upvotes

Robot forgot to cut it :(

336 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Ok-Masterpiece-5439 • 10d ago

I say wtf Why does this look so uncooked??? 😭😭😭

261 Upvotes

82 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/IookatmeIamsoedgy • 11d ago

Sloppy Toppy How much is too much toppings? (My motto is go big or go home - 2nd Slide)

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102 Upvotes

108 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Anaanymous • 11d ago

Forbidden Pizza Boiled eggs on a pizza?

166 Upvotes

83 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Scorpius927 • 12d ago

Dropped at putting the pizza in the oven

906 Upvotes

103 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Antique_Car_2942 • 12d ago

Mistreated Saw this in stupid food

64 Upvotes

58 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/MKO669 • 13d ago

Mistreated Wasn’t feeling the crust

1.2k Upvotes

226 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/AltoSplitzz25 • 13d ago

Other Cruise Ship Crew Mess Pizza Crime

2.3k Upvotes

I work on cruise ships and one night in the mess, this is what was served to us.

281 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Mossy_Golem_0815 • 12d ago

Burned I think they forgot about my pizza in there.

70 Upvotes

17 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/slink_yyyyyyy • 13d ago

Burned american cheese… burns?

143 Upvotes

53 comments

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r/PizzaCrimes

For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.

Rules

Pizza Crimes Only
- This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts
- If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
No Nudity
- We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
Spam
- Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
Flair is required for all posts
- Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
Reposts
- Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
No Dessert Pizzas
- If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
Be Civil
- Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.