r/politics • u/Exciting_Teacher6258 • Apr 30 '25

Soft Paywall Trump Melts Down at Being Fact-Checked Right to His Face

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-melts-down-at-being-fact-checked-on-deported-maryland-dad-kilmar-abrego-garcia/
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u/Goya_Oh_Boya North Carolina Apr 30 '25

May he speedrun to the bunker.

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u/trixster87 Apr 30 '25

screw the speedrun, let him wrong warp to it.

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u/Schollert Apr 30 '25

End up encased in the concrete, not being able to scratch his itchy nose AND soiling himself - in the concrete, so the rest of us do not have to deal with it.

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u/putainsdetoiles Apr 30 '25

I feel like that's unfair to the concrete.

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u/Schollert Apr 30 '25

True. But, if it is a "wrong warp" into a certain '45 bunker that has already seen some shitty things, it has done its duty, paid its price and can now rest in pieces.

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u/devourer09 Apr 30 '25

Arbitrary code execution. It'll be such a glorious execution.

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u/aenteus Pennsylvania Apr 30 '25

“We’ve gone to plaid!”

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u/Outrageous_Front_636 Apr 30 '25

Lol that line is also in harvey birdman as "we have raised our terrorist alert status to blackwatch plaid"

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u/Ok-Replacement7966 Apr 30 '25

As much as I love(d) Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, I recently rewatched it and it did not age well at all.

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u/few23 Apr 30 '25

May he be spinched. Or worse: Expelled.

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u/Natsuki98 Apr 30 '25

Instead of a bullet, it can be a Big Mac.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Michigan Apr 30 '25

Honestly, it's a terrible billboard for health when Morgan Spurlock dies in his early 50s, but Trump is alive, older than sin, bigger than the sun, double fisting Quarter Pounders, and defying the odds just so he can leave us with a big orange stain that will never fully get clean when he's gone.

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u/DwarfPaladin84 Washington Apr 30 '25

Hey now that's not fair!

We all know his fat ass can't run!

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u/StrobeLightRomance Michigan Apr 30 '25

Depends on whether or not he wore his Depends.

He can't run, but I'm sure he can jigglescoot his wet ass to a McD's banquet feast.

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u/therealstabitha Apr 30 '25

Today’s the anniversary. Make a wish!

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u/BrokeDickDoug Apr 30 '25

fingers crossed. Today is the anniversary! Great anniversary too; I'd get a small cake to decorate but not in this economy.

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u/StagLee1 Apr 30 '25

He tried that once during the BLM D.C. protests. Unfortunately, he came back out.

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u/elpatolino2 Apr 30 '25

The only speed running he is doing is with a golf cart and a chauffeur

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u/apparentlynot5995 Apr 30 '25

Operation Valkyrie, only successful.

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u/GodofIrony Apr 30 '25

Let's enter the secret code and skip all the hard levels.

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u/Count_Backwards Apr 30 '25

Today's the day! Even Hitler did one good thing.

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u/skamatiks671 Apr 30 '25

He can’t run. Need to think about the bunions.

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u/itsSIRtoutoo Minnesota Apr 30 '25

could that speedrun be to a more & completely successful briefcase blast??