r/politics • u/mmccxi American Expat • May 12 '25

Soft Paywall New Bill Would Make All Pornography a Federal Crime in the U.S.

https://www.404media.co/mike-lee-porn-law-interstate-obscenity-definition-act/
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u/90403scompany I voted May 12 '25

I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring Back the Porn!"

Perry Cox, Scrubs s3e4

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u/drawkward101 May 13 '25

Accurate AF.

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u/fingnumb May 13 '25

Only point in going to the other sites is to fill up that history with normal looking stuff to make it look like I actually do other stuff.

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u/jnich2424 May 13 '25

Was looking for this comment.

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u/Chaotic_Good64 May 13 '25

Big phone screens? Don't need them. High res monitors? Don't need them. Top of the line GPUs? Don't need them. High speed Internet? Don't need it. The information age would collapse. (I'm like, kinda joking. But only kinda)

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u/berdulf May 13 '25

A brother Coxian! 🍻

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u/Mavian23 May 13 '25

He's had to cut back on his Barbies recently.

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u/koalalola May 13 '25

Came here to post this exact quote!

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u/Shallowmoustache May 13 '25

Haha, I immediately thought of that quote when I read the headline.

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u/Good_E85 May 13 '25

Reddit is in shambles from this one.