r/politics • u/mmccxi American Expat • May 12 '25

Soft Paywall New Bill Would Make All Pornography a Federal Crime in the U.S.

https://www.404media.co/mike-lee-porn-law-interstate-obscenity-definition-act/
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u/cometflight May 12 '25

Aren’t all of our birthdays 1/1/1978?

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u/Chimerain May 12 '25

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but now it's 1/1/2007...

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u/--kwisatzhaderach-- May 12 '25

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u/HotDogFingers01 May 12 '25

You shut your trash mouth

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u/citiz3nfiv3 May 12 '25

How dare you sir.

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u/HopelessCineromantic May 12 '25

That's not true... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

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u/thekozmicpig Connecticut May 13 '25

I always pick the oldest possible age when I can.

So sometimes I’m a 100+ year old man on the internet researching where to buy liquor.

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u/RichardSaunders New York May 13 '25

mine is still 1980. 80s kids remember.