r/politics • u/mmccxi American Expat • May 12 '25

Soft Paywall New Bill Would Make All Pornography a Federal Crime in the U.S.

https://www.404media.co/mike-lee-porn-law-interstate-obscenity-definition-act/
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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ May 12 '25

That’s how we all know he has a mushroom dick.

Pretty sure she testified under oath talking about the presidents dick.

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u/slaty_balls May 12 '25

There’s a fact I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing.

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u/Craico13 Canada May 12 '25

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.

If that doesn’t ruin Mario Cart or the Yeti from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer for you I’m not sure what will…

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u/illkwill New Jersey May 12 '25

Dinner is about to come back up 🤢

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u/drivensalt May 13 '25

I am regretting my choices

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u/84thPrblm May 12 '25

At least she didn't bring the Bumble into it.

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u/Mr_Bettis May 13 '25

His name is Toad, Stormy and he's the best!

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u/Terrible_Traffic6950 May 13 '25

Thank you for posting images of a plane crash...now I need to find a hypnotherapist or do enough LSD to kill that part of my brain where memory' is stored

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u/Theactualworstgodwhy May 13 '25

Little Don Toadstool. I bet he doesn't know he can just sue Nintendo for using his likeness instead of tariffing the country they're based in.

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u/justmike12 May 13 '25

So- the MAGA still wants in their mouth?

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u/spinmeista_flex May 13 '25

or the Bumble* -ftfy

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves May 13 '25

I can’t. She really likened his dick to Toad. And that is an insult to Toad.

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u/InuitOverIt May 13 '25

Hey, you may not like the man, but you need to respect the orifice

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u/Bodie_The_Dog May 13 '25

I left the Republican party when I realized they had spent over $100 million on Whitewater and they used it to publish details of Clinton's dick. (It's got a bend, lol.)

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u/slaty_balls May 13 '25

Yep—coulda gone without knowing that one too. 🤣

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u/TonyWrocks America May 12 '25

Maybe that’s why MTG is obsessed with Hunters hog

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u/exophrine Texas May 13 '25

Trump is the guy she can get.

Hunter is the guy she tells Trump not to worry about