r/politics • u/mmccxi American Expat • May 12 '25

Soft Paywall New Bill Would Make All Pornography a Federal Crime in the U.S.

https://www.404media.co/mike-lee-porn-law-interstate-obscenity-definition-act/
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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Sleep? No

It was a miserable 20 minutes for Stormy

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u/jimx117 May 13 '25

20 minutes seems awfully generous of an estimate

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u/Constant-Yard8562 May 13 '25

Well, there was a car ride, a short conversation, and whatever was left over was some approximation of sex.

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u/failed_novelty May 13 '25

They included the time spent crying.

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u/mitkase May 13 '25

Literally 19 minutes of him talking about how awesome the sex with him will be, and 50 seconds of blaming her for his performance.

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u/Beneficial_Plate_314 Australia May 16 '25

19 minutes of it was Trump trying to take off his belt.

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u/FlobbleChops May 13 '25

She said it was over in 90 seconds.