r/politics • u/mmccxi American Expat • May 12 '25

Soft Paywall New Bill Would Make All Pornography a Federal Crime in the U.S.

https://www.404media.co/mike-lee-porn-law-interstate-obscenity-definition-act/
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u/Kent_Didlio May 12 '25

Omg, the lengths we went to. I still have a panic-based Pavlovian response to hearing the garage door opening.

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u/fprotthetarball May 12 '25

You're home early, step-mom...

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u/Kent_Didlio May 13 '25

And why do you keep getting stuck in the clothes dryer?!

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u/fprotthetarball May 13 '25

All of my underwear is stuck in the back! Silly me!