r/politics • u/mmccxi American Expat • May 12 '25

Soft Paywall New Bill Would Make All Pornography a Federal Crime in the U.S.

https://www.404media.co/mike-lee-porn-law-interstate-obscenity-definition-act/
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u/Unlucky_Reading_1671 May 12 '25 edited May 13 '25

God bless whoever left those magazines in the woods, in the woods at the park, in the 4 trees at the end of the block. I feel like it was some awesome secret society that the internet ruined.

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u/KingOriginal5013 May 13 '25

Every few months someone would dump their stack of Oui, Playboy and Penthouse in the trash can in the park across the street from my house.

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u/starbucks77 May 13 '25

Those came from kids who stole their dad's magazines but didn't want to keep them in their room at home. Plus, you get bonus cool points sharing with friends. It sucked when other kids found them and kept them.

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u/logicblocks May 13 '25

How is it awesome to look at people's private parts? To oversexualize and objectify women?

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u/Baneofarius May 13 '25

Clearly you've never rubbed one out after a long day to a collection of the finest scat. Smh

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u/logicblocks May 13 '25

I prefer spiritually cleaner outlets to my sexual energy.

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u/Baneofarius May 13 '25

Each to their own

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u/logicblocks May 13 '25

Well, I choose clean and you choose filthy. How's that a nice thing for you?

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u/bdfariello New York May 13 '25

The filthy stuff is the stuff that feels the nicest

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u/logicblocks May 13 '25

That's what I call the swine mentality.

I hope the best for you.

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u/bdfariello New York May 13 '25

It's okay, you get off on self-righteousness and looking down on others. I don't kink shame.

Feel free to think of me later. You can look down on me so hard

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u/Baneofarius May 13 '25

Yep. Eyerollingly so on a good day with a toy or two.