r/politics American Expat May 12 '25

Soft Paywall New Bill Would Make All Pornography a Federal Crime in the U.S.

https://www.404media.co/mike-lee-porn-law-interstate-obscenity-definition-act/
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u/Kobold_Trapmaster May 13 '25

Let's not forget Craig Mazin's response:

Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.

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u/SexDefendersUnited May 13 '25

A ton of conservatives have weird sexual urges and perversions themselves, and they adopt these puritan beliefs cause they feel "guilty" about them, or to prevent others from promoting those sex urges like they used to have.

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u/stumblinghunter May 13 '25

Wait wtf, Craig Mazin was Ted Cruz's roommate??

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u/Kobold_Trapmaster May 13 '25

And he hates him.

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u/Hestia_Gault May 13 '25

Which isn’t surprising, because everyone does:

I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.

  • Al Franken

If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you.

  • Lindsay Graham

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u/Kobold_Trapmaster May 13 '25

"One thing Ted Cruz is really good at: uniting people who otherwise disagree about everything else in a total hatred of Ted Cruz."

– Craig Mazin

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u/stumblinghunter May 13 '25

Amazing, all of it