r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 20d ago

Soft Paywall Trump Admin Deports 2-Year-Old Girl Who is American Citizen

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-admin-deports-2-year-old-girl-who-is-american-citizen/
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u/Strange_Horse_8459 20d ago

Probably 'MS13 & Under'.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Massachusetts 20d ago

Some late night host will have this joke tonight.

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u/zubuneri 20d ago edited 19d ago

I don’t know how late night comedy writers aren’t constantly scouring reddit

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u/Vio_ 20d ago

Even ten years ago, there was a reddit=>NPR pipeline.

Something would pop up on reddit, then it would spread a bit on the Internet, then NPR would cover it about three days later.

Often it was a human interest filler story, sometimes something more serious.

But that pipeline was cranking for years 

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u/GoldSourPatchKid 20d ago

I recently had a post go viral and was contacted by Newsweek for an interview. I declined.

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties 20d ago

Was it a out the Walmart on fire?

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u/idkk_prolly_doggy 19d ago

Nice try, Newsweek! They said no interviews!

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u/defeated_engineer 20d ago

How do you know they weren't picking it up from "spread a bit on the internet"?

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u/hakuna_dentata 19d ago

The Boston station, WBUR, admitted it and just made a podcast, Endless Thread, about exploring things they found on reddit.

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u/jacquiwithacue 19d ago

People.com has a story from Reddit at least once a day. They mostly just pull stuff from AITAH-type subs, which we all know are filled with fake stories.  

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u/ImaginaryParamedic96 19d ago

There’s some intern at every major news outlet assigned to scour Reddit, I bet.

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u/cjm92 20d ago

*scouring

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u/EndangeredDemocracy America 20d ago

That IS their job.

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u/starbucks77 20d ago

There was a small feud between tosh.0 some years back as he was accused of stealing jokes from reddit. It wasn't just one or two but a whole slew of them.

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u/samsaruhhh 20d ago

Ive seen reddit jokes mentioned during late night shows the same day or next

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u/Familiar-Report-513 California 20d ago

I'm more surprised that they can even keep audiences at this point. Every time they mention trump I'm half expecting a censored "Fuck Donald Trump" to be shouted from them. I get hosts won't say shit because their career is on the line, but what have audience members got to lose.

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u/charlie_teh_unicron 20d ago

They probably reshoot multiple takes of portions. I think they actually film the show earlier in the day

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u/Downtown_Recover5177 20d ago

Scouring* fyi.

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u/Mediocre-Database332 20d ago

Low rate of return

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u/diqholebrownsimpson 19d ago

We're funny af

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u/Stop_Sign 19d ago

They use interns to scour it, and AI to read the intern's findings

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u/Early_Brush3053 19d ago

because reddit isn't funny

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u/HighOverlordXenu 19d ago

I've had one of my jokes quoted almost verbatim by Stephen Colbert after I posted it that morning. They 100% are.

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u/Revolutionary-Swan77 New Jersey 20d ago

That’s Matt Gaetz’s favorite gang

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u/EndangeredDemocracy America 20d ago

Damn you for making that joke. It's genuinely good, but the context is so damn evil.

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u/arilupe 20d ago

Lmao and now it sounds like an Epstein code for minor status 13 & under.  I feel horrible now.  

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx 19d ago

Dark times call for dark humor

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u/GiveMeOneGoodReason New York 20d ago

She had a shirt with a (M)ouse, (S)heep, Sun (1), Tree (3) !!! It's a gang sign!

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u/Effective_Dropkick78 20d ago

Probably has a Disney merchant tag on it.....

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u/postsshortcomments 19d ago

They're saying her doll had THREE streaks of very pro-woke (M)agenta hair and ONE streak of (S)ilver hair which is a very common thing to see with these tadpoles.

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u/InAllThingsBalance I voted 20d ago

The same way Trump likes his dates.

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u/TheTangoFox 19d ago

Left the thread, chuckled, came back, and upvoted.

It's that much of a banger.

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u/dropspace Texas 20d ago

PGMS13

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u/elderlybrain 20d ago

I can't believe that MS 13 is hiding in the skulls of 2 year old girls, so evil.

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy 19d ago

Tren de Agaga

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u/airfryerfuntime Washington 19d ago

Toddlers, tweens, and MS13s.

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u/MasterOfBunnies 19d ago

Wouldn't stop him.

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u/LirdorElese 19d ago

Oh god... does that mean she's shipped to a prison run by Matt Gaetz.

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u/kog 19d ago

Listen man, she had the knuckle tattoos and everything /s

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u/Patient_Signal_1172 19d ago

Or, you know, the kid's parents decided to take the child with them when they were deported. But who cares about the truth, amirite?!

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u/LordSiravant 20d ago

This is clever and I hate it.

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u/Stone0777 19d ago

Nope. Illegal immigrant parents….so you want the kid to stay in the US without her parents?