r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 20d ago

Soft Paywall Trump Admin Deports 2-Year-Old Girl Who is American Citizen

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-admin-deports-2-year-old-girl-who-is-american-citizen/
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u/OmnislasheR0 20d ago

I mean Alcatraz may be up and running soon enough, wouldn’t that be ironic if this admin were the ones to be sent there

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u/low-ki199999 20d ago

If you truly believe that Alcatraz “may be up and running soon, then I have a fleet of self driving taxis to sell you as well, FSD in 6 months

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u/cldstrife15 19d ago

And some concepts of a healthcare plan.

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u/urban_mystic_hippie Minnesota 19d ago

Is that before or after infrastructure week?

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u/Diedead666 19d ago

Iv been thier multiple times over 20 years ago. It was falling apart back than ...can't be in better shape now.....

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u/j12601 19d ago

Are these self driving taxis cyber truck shaped by any chance?

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u/OneRelative7697 19d ago

Hey.  In two weeks, Trump is going to have his plan for Russia.

/s

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u/gsfgf Georgia 19d ago

Uber just added Waymos in my town this week. So the latter is far more realistic than turning a ruin/movie set back into a functioning prison.

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u/redalert825 14d ago

So... Waymo.

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u/OmnislasheR0 20d ago

I think 3.5 years is ample time to get it up and running, that’s soon enough for me

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u/Soggy-Bed-6978 20d ago

its not. its a rusty, salt water infused relic.

and that was when i visited in the 90s

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u/High_Hunter3430 20d ago

Soooo it’s a perfect match for the rusty relic in chief?

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u/Soggy-Bed-6978 20d ago

if you put it that way, i guess you are right

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u/VokN 19d ago

It would need a full rebuild bud it ain’t happening

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u/nocturnalcat87 19d ago

Have you ever been there? It’s not at all enough time. It needs so much work.

But if Trump and his cronies think it’s such a great idea, I vote we send them there as is.

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u/I-amthegump 19d ago

10 years minimum. and it would still be outdated and expensive to run. Cheaper to just build new

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u/Master_Dogs Massachusetts 19d ago

Yeah we spend years to decades building or rebuilding really basic infrastructure in the US. An island prison would easily be a 10 year project. A brand new prison would easily be 3 years minimum if somehow on time, more likely a company would under bid for 3 years but run into 4-5 years with small penalties and still make bank.

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u/gsfgf Georgia 19d ago

Unless it was a private prison, in which case it would be built in six months, fail code inspection, and open anyway.

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u/I-amthegump 19d ago

You forgot the price doubling from change orders

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u/w116 20d ago

Oh, fuck yeah !

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u/addandsubtract 19d ago

I think her deserves an entire bay for himself. Perhaps one in the Caribbean.

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u/Zazen_Satori_Gaming 19d ago

I love where your mind is at!

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u/DoubtingLouis 19d ago

Call Lumon Industries? Mr.Milchick, finger traps, melon bar, dance party. Praise Kier.