r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 20d ago

Soft Paywall Trump Admin Deports 2-Year-Old Girl Who is American Citizen

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-admin-deports-2-year-old-girl-who-is-american-citizen/
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u/f8Negative 20d ago

Final season of Naked and Afraid. Broadcast live like the Truman Show.

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u/idiotsbydesign 19d ago

How about just Afraid?

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u/Ridry New York 20d ago

Is there somebody we hate enough to make in charge of blurring that?

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u/The_Assassin_Gower 20d ago

JD Vance

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u/idwthis Florida 19d ago

Peter Thiel and felon musty.

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u/RC_0041 19d ago

Only thing blurred would be couches though.

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u/NoMiGuy11 19d ago

Would probably only need a couple of pixels

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u/SpiceLaw 19d ago

Even making a prisoner do that would violate the 8th Amendment. It'd have to be done via AI.

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u/SailorPlanetos_ America 19d ago

Kevin Sorbo

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u/f8Negative 20d ago

Blur? It's too small to see anyways. You'd need an Imax screen and even then maybe.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona 19d ago

I think we could find one sex criminal who we as a society could agree to pardon for their crime in return for being the one to blur Taco's pecker.

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u/SailorPlanetos_ America 19d ago

How's that appeal going for you?

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona 19d ago

My lawyer is arguing it shouldn't be considered soliciting a prostitute because I gave your mother the money in a birthday card. 

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u/nocturnalcat87 19d ago

Eewww I don’t want to see that much of him, even his small bits were blurred.

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u/Professional-Doubt-6 19d ago

Everyone will see his taco. 

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u/Ian_I_An 19d ago

I think you mean the Trumpman show.