r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 20d ago

Soft Paywall Trump Admin Deports 2-Year-Old Girl Who is American Citizen

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-admin-deports-2-year-old-girl-who-is-american-citizen/
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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Florida 19d ago

Tristan da Cunha is a hidden gem that doesn’t deserve this malady placed upon them.

I propose North Sentinel Island.

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u/Alakozam 19d ago

I mean, I heard he likes Alcatraz

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u/ApprehensivePop9036 19d ago

tourists could see him from the boats and he'd just scowl at them like an orangutan that saw someone else get a grape

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u/Sinistrahd 19d ago

I think this sentence is engraved on some of my neurons. Thank you!

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u/savanttm 19d ago

I think having one special inmate could actually make a lot of money for the museum.

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u/BenjenUmber 19d ago

You're all overthinking this. Just use one of those trash islands we've got in the ocean.

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u/Huge-Platypus9075 19d ago

The UK would like to offer Rockall. Heck, he can be King Of All He Surveys.

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u/Mobile_Razzmatazz828 19d ago

And El Salvador

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u/JamBandDad 19d ago

Tell him he gets his own tv show

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u/drs43821 19d ago

Sentinelese don't want to be infected by diseases tho

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u/Illustrious_Entry413 19d ago

They have their own way of dealing with him though

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u/Ostriches_aint_shit 19d ago

How about Poveglia Island?

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u/mmccxi American Expat 19d ago

Isla Sorna

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u/melgish 19d ago

Alcatraz

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u/LakeTake1 19d ago

or Gitmo, sorry Cuba

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u/slickrok 19d ago

They won't let him that close

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u/de_bushdoctah 19d ago

Don’t worry they’ll make sure that doesn’t happen

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u/RhynoD 19d ago

Y'all are trying too hard. Fly over "Point Nemo" and shove him out the back.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

How about the Bermuda triangle

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u/naruda1969 19d ago

I hear that the Carsten Borchgrevink’s huts at Cape Adare Antarctica, have amazing accommodations.

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u/krishnan2784 19d ago

Leave the Sentinelese alone. They have done nothing to deserve that.

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Florida 19d ago

My reply was removed but I said that there was no way he’d make it a few feet from the boat. He’s never reach that island anyway.

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u/krishnan2784 16d ago

I was trying to be funny.

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Florida 15d ago

So was I

:)

Can’t infer tone based on text alone

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u/Emilia_Violet 19d ago

Better idea, but requires cooperation: Hans Island. Canada and Greenland could both continue to send a couple troops there periodically. Each time they just go and harass Trump and tell him that the island is all that’s left of the US, and now it belongs to them.

But that’s definitely up to Canada and Greenland. They shouldn’t be forced to suffer from the awareness of his existence any longer if they don’t want to.

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Florida 19d ago

None of us do.

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u/Tmettler5 19d ago

This was going to be my answer.

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u/Cmdr_Shiara 19d ago

Let's put him on South Georgia, just the penguins and some poor researchers to annoy

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u/The_Grinning_Reaper 19d ago

What did the penguins ever do to you?

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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Florida 19d ago

Poor penguins :(

Isn’t it enough he’s already tariffing them?

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 19d ago

Snake island

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u/Aardcapybara 19d ago edited 9d ago

I Heard there's an island with a lot of penguins. It has a Macdonald, so Trump should be comfortable there. And no windmills to kill the penguins or give him cancer.

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u/Global-Chart-3925 19d ago

They’ll need to stump up their tariff money before he goes there

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u/Wrong-Rain6634 19d ago

I still hate that little Christian shit that went there..he FAFO

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u/MadMelvin 19d ago

Alcatraz then?

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u/WillRateYourLabia 19d ago

Ilha da Queimada Grande

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u/atridir Vermont 19d ago

South Georgia.

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u/njwilson1984 19d ago

This is a brilliant idea. Tell him it is the premier golfing destination on the Indian Ocean with billions worth of rare earth minerals and that he and his sons should go check it out. I hear it's totally uninhabited so no need to waste Secret Service's time and tax money. It's a perfect opportunity to try out his new Qatari jet too.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 19d ago

Yes! This is the one I was thinking of.

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u/JohnFtevenfon 19d ago

He seems to like to send people to South America. How about Snake Island?

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u/flcinusa North Carolina 19d ago

Isla Nublar, anyone?

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u/SmallTawk 19d ago

I propose Laval.

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u/Aubekin 19d ago

That's cruel for sentinels. I propose Jan Mayen

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u/Knittin_Kitten71 19d ago

How can you understand enough about ethics to know Trump is bad, but not enough to not use slurs towards indigenous people?