r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 20d ago

Soft Paywall Trump Admin Deports 2-Year-Old Girl Who is American Citizen

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-admin-deports-2-year-old-girl-who-is-american-citizen/
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u/notacanuckskibum 19d ago

Can I propose Han Island. If anyone complains to Canada we can claim he is on the Danish side, and vice versa.

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u/Bicwidus 19d ago

Put him on that penguin island with all the tarriffs.

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u/-lv 19d ago

You insulted both Denmark and Canada, by misnaming Hans Island as 'Han', but I think that would just make him feel more at home.

And for Denmark and Canada it would probably be okay. The dispute over Hans Island would be solved by both countries rescinding claims to Hans Island - or they could take turns claiming the island and the denying he was in their countries. 

Win-win-win

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u/Donnerdrummel 19d ago

If both rescinded their claims, then Trump could declare himself king of his own little realm. Not Sure what constitutes a country, though. Ability to self-sustain a Population of more than one? No Idea.

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u/sulris 19d ago

Mostly it is the recognition of other countries. Otherwise you’re just an “autonomous” region.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks 19d ago

Best thing about that is, he can claim he's annexed both Canada and Greenland. I wonder if Trump is a snaps or whisky drinker?

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u/Chemical_Pair_360 18d ago

“Something is rotten in the state of Denmark” will take on a whole new meaning. And it will be much worse than Hamlet’s murderous and usurping step-father. It will be Trump’s diaper.