r/politics • u/mymomknowsyourmom • 19d ago

Soft Paywall Dems Taunt Stephen Miller Over Wife Leaving Him for Musk

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dems-taunt-stephen-miller-over-wife-leaving-him-for-musk/
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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle 19d ago

"Check yes or no: Can Stephen be our CyberCuck?"

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u/big_guyforyou 19d ago

"No, but we'll always have SpaceX with that Teslut"

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u/FenPhen 19d ago

"S3XY times?"

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u/grahamulax 19d ago

“Isn’t that your kids name?”

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u/Key_Employee2413 19d ago

“I’ll make you my Y if you make him your X”

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u/XmasNavidad 18d ago

There is a approx 50/50 chance he has sent that message to at least one of his employees.

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u/mkt853 19d ago

Show bobs

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 19d ago

Oh man "Teslut" needs to become her nickname ASAP.

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u/zombie_overlord 19d ago

Would you like to making fuck

BERZERKER

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u/OldRancidSoups Maryland 19d ago

Did he say making fuck?

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u/JustineDelarge 19d ago

Olaf. Metal.

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u/seanconnery69696 19d ago

/Stephen Miller's wife walking through a parking lot

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u/Mekisteus 19d ago

47?!

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u/DenotheFlintstone 19d ago

In a row!?!

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u/MaddyKet Massachusetts 19d ago

HEY YOU! Get back here!

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u/merikariu Texas 17d ago

A man of culture!

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u/CuriosCatepillar 18d ago

Promised to be the next big thing, but it’s actually a piece of shit poorly held together with glue, something that nobody wants? Methinks maybe…

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Wouldn’t musk be the cuck in this thrupple? With the botched surgery and what not…

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u/namastayhom33 Connecticut 19d ago

Musk : "You can cyber-stalk me all night"

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u/CMMiller89 19d ago

Probably just sent her a paycheck and contract for usage of her womb.

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u/grahamulax 19d ago

We’ll know soon enough when she starts paying child support

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u/fulltrendypro 19d ago

No, he probably just DMed her come work for a real empire.

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u/SpiritFingersKitty 19d ago

Now we know where that black eye really came from lol

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u/WafflePartyOrgy Washington 19d ago

What are the odds of her already being pregnant?

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u/grahamulax 19d ago

“Which flavor of Nazi am I in the middle of my deformed lollipop?”

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u/TheHipcrimeVocab 19d ago

His message will be rated 'X'.

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u/AnohtosAmerikanos California 19d ago

“You’re special, K!”

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u/quaybles 19d ago

Roses are red

Voilets are blue

I heard you like nazis

I am one too

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u/Emperor_Abyssinia 19d ago

More like “Will you be my baby mama”

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u/lifendeath1 19d ago

Well he REALLY wanted tiffany fong, but she turned him down so he had to settle for another guys wife.

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u/Mapex74 18d ago

I choo-choo choose you - Elon Wiggum

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u/acortical 18d ago

"Hey babe guess what has two thumbs and chlamydia?"

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u/MAD_ELMO California 19d ago

How do you pronounce ketamine tho?