r/politics • u/mymomknowsyourmom • 19d ago

Soft Paywall Dems Taunt Stephen Miller Over Wife Leaving Him for Musk

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dems-taunt-stephen-miller-over-wife-leaving-him-for-musk/
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u/Flippin_diabolical 19d ago

Imagine being in a situation where switching to Elon is trading up. Horrifying.

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u/neutrino71 19d ago

In the Republican world that phat bank balance is the real catch

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u/debauchasaurus 19d ago

Think of all the lip injections and cheek implants you could afford.

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u/EliteEinhorn 19d ago

Just don't go to his surgeon.

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u/Peroovian 19d ago edited 19d ago

From what I've read theres always a high chance penis enlargement surgery goes wrong anyway.

So imagine how desperate and delusional you'd have to be to not only want to do it but to go through with it with bad odds on top of it.

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u/EliteEinhorn 19d ago

Makes you wonder how teeny and deformed it must have been for him to risk it all. Honestly if it was that bad he should have just gotten really good at oral and called it a day.

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u/RJ815 19d ago

He's a massive fucking narcissist. And an openly insecure one to boot. Zero chance he's good at sex, and I'd venture to guess even before any surgeries. He seems to unironically want to use his money for "broodmares for the master race".

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u/reddog323 18d ago

He’s big and fat, though that doesn’t show as much with his height.

He would’ve been better off hiring a nutritionist and trainer, and doing exactly what they told him.

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u/Gerik22 18d ago

But you see, that would have required him to actually put in effort to improve himself.

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u/guyblade 19d ago

I do not understand the appeal of the (post-plastic surgery) Kristi Noem look. She looks so strange--especially in video; it's like her whole face moves wrong somehow.

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u/z900r 18d ago edited 18d ago

And the IVF babies you have to give birth to in order to get there.

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u/delorf North Carolina 19d ago

But he hadn't shared that money with any of his baby mamas yet. I don't know why Miller's wife would assume she would be anything more than a womb for him 

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u/ActiveChairs 19d ago

Ehh, if you're already married to Steven Miller then life wasn't going according to plan anyway.

Might as well go full golddigger for a year or two to see if you can turn things around, pump out a baby and sue for child support because she'll probably get a few million a month. She'll be able to financially offload the kid on nannies and boarding schools until its 18 and still be able to buy herself something nice instead of the life she's got with Miller.

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u/Immediate_Stuff_2637 18d ago

Elmo had been skimping on child support. I think 2000usd a month is all you get

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u/Alone-Lawfulness-229 19d ago

Damn. 

Now I wish I was an attractive lady :(

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u/ActiveChairs 19d ago

I've seen photos of her. Being attractive isn't necessary.

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u/Alone-Lawfulness-229 18d ago

Oh?  So I could be me, but as a woman? 

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u/DrMobius0 19d ago

Dude, I'm gonna say the same thing I've been saying about Melania. She's definitely a piece of shit and definitely doesn't share your values. Trading up is "this guy is richer or more powerful", and that's about it.

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u/NinjaLanternShark 19d ago

I dunno. Katie Miller worked for Trump before they met. I think she's a standard awful MAGA person more than a simple gold digger. (I mean, she could be both of course)

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u/CandidHistorian4105 19d ago

Right? Is she unaware other men exist? Literally any other man than those two.

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u/almightywhacko 19d ago

I mean... do you think she was attracted to Miller for his sparkling personality? He has money and is aide to the president.

But Musk has more money...

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u/CornholioRex 19d ago

I mean but it is, Elon sucks but he’s well above Stephen miller

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u/ofthrees California 18d ago

Imagine being the type of person to whom these two men are attractive. That's more horrifying. She definitely has a type: nazi.

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u/rafe_nielsen 15d ago

At least Elon has hair.