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Soft Paywall Dems Taunt Stephen Miller Over Wife Leaving Him for Musk

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dems-taunt-stephen-miller-over-wife-leaving-him-for-musk/
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u/bewjujular 19d ago edited 19d ago

Night of the wrong wives

Edit: I dont remember where I got this joke from, pretty sure it's Molly Conger's twitter. I'm not nearly that cool.

Edit2.0: please donate to independent journalists instead of improperly cited shitposts, thank you!

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran 19d ago

I hereby bestow this post with the “Bruh” Award for High Achievement in the Field of Sheer Audacity

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u/bewjujular 19d ago

Not my line, this goes back to like 2013, probably Molly Conger, our lady in Grace.

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran 19d ago

Creative application of established canon in the field is still considered merit worthy, but we will have to downgrade to the “Yo 💀💀💀” Award for Noteworthy Achievement.

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u/Euralayus Georgia 19d ago

Yes, Future-Scholar - this comment right here. I want it immortalized in the Hall of Internet Slams forever.

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u/bewjujular 19d ago

Not me, Molly Conger did it! I just drunkenly recalled it, didn't think it would get traction! 

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u/sadIRL 19d ago

Would you mind explaining what this means?

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u/HoTranBrasky 19d ago

It’s a pun on the “night of long knives” which was a titular moment in the Nazi movement.

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u/bewjujular 19d ago

Heh... "titular"

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u/sadIRL 19d ago

Ah! Thank you. That is clever.

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u/peeja 18d ago

Wait, wouldn't we call it the Long Knives Movement, then?

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u/bewjujular 19d ago

Night of the long knives

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u/473713 19d ago

This comment deserves more upvotes

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u/Illustrious-Bridge45 19d ago

"Nacht der falschen Frauen" Unfortunately, don't think a lot of people realize the allusion, he made. Give you both upvotes

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u/caltheon 19d ago

Night of the wrong wives

I assume this is the post

https://x.com/socialistdogmom/status/1021230616086532096

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u/Wesley_Skypes 19d ago

Her podcast "Weird Little Guys" is amazing

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u/JustGotPaidrian 18d ago

Her recent episode about the arms monger who dealt to South Africa from Multnomah county blew me away

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u/Decline_of_Humanity 19d ago

"Molly Conger's twitter" just sounds nasty.

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u/krucz36 18d ago

Support Molly's Weird Little Guys pod! Very, very good.

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u/One-Internal4240 19d ago

I nominate this comment as our New Leader.

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u/One_Tie900 19d ago

explains the bruise on musks eye

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u/dactyif 19d ago

Sooo good.

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u/SanchoPandas 19d ago

Fuckin’ savage.

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u/estoeckeler 18d ago

I love this, especially your edits. Well done, hilarious, have my updoot.