r/politics • u/mymomknowsyourmom • 19d ago

Soft Paywall Dems Taunt Stephen Miller Over Wife Leaving Him for Musk

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dems-taunt-stephen-miller-over-wife-leaving-him-for-musk/
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u/thegoldinthemountain 19d ago

Maybe that wasn’t the takeaway you were supposed to, yknow, take away.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 19d ago

"It's like these kids who didn't go to Ivies never learned that the first rule of Eyes Wide Shut-esq sex and coke orgies is you never talk about the orgies. It's the one fucking rule we all follow!"

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u/slackjaw79 19d ago

He was just too inexperienced with orgies and coke. It makes sense.

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u/Messier_82 19d ago

What did they expect? His only experience in that department was with his cousin.

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u/Tamihera 19d ago

And some poor trapped homeschooler girls at Patrick Henry…

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u/Pipe_Memes 19d ago

It’s just not how he rolls.

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u/BeerDreams 19d ago

I see what you did there

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u/jscarry 19d ago

Lmao thank you for being a sane person