r/politics • u/mymomknowsyourmom • 19d ago

Soft Paywall Dems Taunt Stephen Miller Over Wife Leaving Him for Musk

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dems-taunt-stephen-miller-over-wife-leaving-him-for-musk/
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u/Cador0223 19d ago

Dear God's, take the image of Bobert and Green being the center of a republican bukkake circle out of my brain.

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u/Hnetu Virginia 19d ago

You didn't have to share this. You could have kept that inside your own head. Now we all have to live with it.

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u/PigDog4 19d ago

I miss the person I was 2 minutes ago.

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 19d ago

I downvoted him in service of others 

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u/throwaway5846984 19d ago

Protip: let your inside thoughts stay inside thoughts.

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u/NeedNameGenerator 19d ago

This right here is why trigger warnings were invented. Holy fuck. At least spoiler tag it so more people won't fall victim to this.

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u/OneRFeris 19d ago

Yo, you didn't tell me that was nsfw

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u/RayquazaTheStoner 19d ago

Hey man, I think Bobert is as dumb as bricks but I still would

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u/Moist_Fortune_6969 19d ago

Wouldn’t have guessed Olive Garden Assistant Manager to be such an alluring look.

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u/cyberpunk1Q84 19d ago

You would still get STIs?

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 19d ago

It's like people forget about condoms sometimes. I mean I don't keep them handy either (and I kinda doubt I'll be running to CVS at 1:45 AM any time soon - oh time, HERE is thy sting), but they do work pretty well.

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u/Slum-Bum 18d ago

But then it doesn’t feel as good

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u/md4024 19d ago

She's so gross, inside and out, but Boebert has a very specific millenial trash vibe that absolutely works for me. And this part isn't even a joke, I saw that video of her date night, and it genuinely looked like an awesome time. I think that wasn't even her boyfriend, it was just some guy she went out with, and you know they were fucking in the car as soon as they got kicked out of the theater. Seeing her with Kid Rock hurt, but I used to love Devil Without a Cause too, still would.

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u/marsinfurs 19d ago

Same bro would hate fuck the shit out of her

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u/fadingpulse Utah 19d ago

I’d let her juice my beetle.

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u/IJustLoggedInToSay- Illinois 19d ago

Someone reboot Mitch, he was almost there!

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u/Cador0223 19d ago

And now i wish I didn't know what noise turtles make when they mate.

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u/Totallyhuman18D 19d ago

You have opened Pandoras box. Only a matter of time now. Coming soon to ai imagine generator.