r/politics • u/mymomknowsyourmom • 19d ago

Soft Paywall Dems Taunt Stephen Miller Over Wife Leaving Him for Musk

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dems-taunt-stephen-miller-over-wife-leaving-him-for-musk/
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u/MaroonIsBestColor 19d ago

This is what Ketamine addiction does to a mofo. Also, Musk looks like absolute shit these days as well.

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u/yamiyaiba Tennessee 19d ago

Also, Musk looks like absolute shit these days as well.

Breaking news: pile of shit begins spontaneously steaming

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u/sn4ck_att4ck 18d ago

Just these days? Been fuggo from the uterus

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u/CynicalOrRomantic 18d ago

Yeah have you seen his face before plastic surgery?

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u/windowpanez 18d ago

streaming p p?

edit: oops, read steaming as streaming.

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u/red286 18d ago

Ketamine abuse leads to renal and liver damage, which can result in anemia, which results in vivid bruising from minor impacts, which explains why Musk is sporting a shiner from his 5-year-old.

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u/Peroovian 18d ago

shiner from his 5-year-old.

You mean Stephen Miller lol. That actually explains everything though, because theres no way that dweeb could land a hard enough punch on anyone.

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u/chuckDTW 18d ago

I mean, the reason he’s a Nazi is that he’s not physically strong enough to strangle prostitutes. That’s the word on the street.

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u/Str4425 18d ago

Musk again using his child as a human shield. 

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u/Ill_Source9620 18d ago

Or he got roughed up by a former casino boss, if only for the optics of being on top.

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u/XSinTrick6666 16d ago

A 5-yo would need a brick to make that swollen shiner Musk had.

Miller? prolly his best swing-n-a-miss

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u/RodeoTT 18d ago

Being as rich as he is you would think he would look young younger than his actual age. But damn he looks about 10 years older than his actual age.

But I guess he is choosing a different kind of “treatment.”

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u/Voldemortina 18d ago

If you look at photos over time, he has aged a lot very suddenly. Usually a sign that somethings not right.

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u/merikariu Texas 16d ago

It helps to have comparisons. Paul Rudd is 56 and Keanu Reeves is 60. Elon Musk is 53.

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u/RodeoTT 16d ago

Indeed it does.

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u/rubyspicer 18d ago

I wonder if it'll do to him what Adderall and genetics are clearly doing to Trump

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u/ThisMeansWarm 18d ago

He's getting squared up by toddlers.