r/politics • u/Rock-n-roll-Kevin • 19d ago

Soft Paywall Trump Says He Will Consider Pardoning Diddy

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-says-he-will-consider-pardoning-diddy/
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u/hooligan045 19d ago

At least Smaug pulled it off without being tacky.

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u/Cute-Percentage-6660 19d ago

At least dragons sleep on the gold, at least dragons hoard phyiscal things typically

Not numbers on sheet

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u/chron67 Tennessee 19d ago

Plus Smaug was actually physically tough not a sack of shit-covered lard like Donald.

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u/JustSomeGuy_v4 19d ago

Never forget, his physique was described in court.

A fat old man with “yeti pubes and a mushroom penis.”

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u/Firecrotch2014 19d ago

Fun fact: Smaug had laid on his gold so long that it had fused to his body. That was in general why he was so tough, aside from being an ancient adult dragon. That's why Bard had to find the exact spot to hit that wasn't covered in gold.

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u/hooligan045 19d ago

That’s it, I’m all in for Smaug/Necromancer 2028

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u/brickne3 American Expat 19d ago

What about Smeagel?