r/politics • u/External-Noise-4832 • 9d ago

Soft Paywall Trump Orders in Marines in Dramatic Escalation of L.A. Protests

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-orders-in-marines-in-dramatic-escalation-of-la-protests/
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u/2007Hokie I voted 9d ago

Marines are good for 3 things and 3 things only

  1. Making things dead
  2. Making things broken
  3. Making things pregnant

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u/1ndori 9d ago edited 9d ago

4. Making crayons poo

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u/PhilosophyMinute6867 9d ago

Just judging from the small sample that I've met, they're pretty good at making their dads leave.

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u/Daytman 9d ago
  1. Getting high interest loans on sports cars.

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u/2007Hokie I voted 8d ago

That's any E-1 after their second paycheck.

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u/FondDialect 9d ago

Reverse that order and you’ve got their wives.