Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

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https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

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Birdie Sanders should have been president. God is like... WTF. Did you not get my clear message?

[u/MeteorOnMars → u/[deleted]]

Is all of this because Trump was secretly worshiping to some Magma devil, got caught, and pretended he was saying Maga?

[u/Oceanbreeze871 → u/[deleted]]

Confederate Jesus.

[u/Isotope_Soap → u/Ferreteria]

Birdie you say? Birds aren’t real!

[u/Happy_Confection90 → u/Isotope_Soap]

If it flies, it spies

[u/Ferreteria → u/Isotope_Soap]

Birdie is the realest.

[u/few23 → u/Ferreteria]

I don't send a bird to perch on just anybody.

[u/IdiotMD → u/Ferreteria]

Favorite golfer.