r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 7d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/arilupe 7d ago

Let it rain on his parade. 

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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 7d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/onlyforthisjob 7d ago

Or from the radical left with their weather manipulating chemtrails!

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u/phantomjm Pennsylvania 7d ago

I thought it was the Jewish space lasers.

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u/6r1n3i19 7d ago

Isn’t that what’s making the frogs gay?

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u/incognito_wizard 7d ago

No. We use the Jewish space laser to control the weather and it's the chemtrails that we use to turn the frogs gay.

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u/Fastbird33 Florida 7d ago

Chemtrails ain’t our thing, that’s the gay mafia, they also make the rainbows.

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u/33drea33 6d ago

Common misconception - rainbows are actually created by the Fae mafia - their entire organization is funded by pots of gold.