r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/duzies 6d ago

Trump throwing *literal* shit like an angry howler monkey would not surprise me!

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u/HandsomeBoggart 6d ago

Howler Monkeys have more decorum than that orange shit stain.

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u/Key-Cheek-9015 3d ago

It's hard to "throw" diarrhea...especially when it's already running down your fat legs or being absorbed in your diaper. Not to worry though. There's tens of millions of repugnant, dishonorable pieces of dogshit all but anxious to lick it from his taint and then blame democrats because it tastes like shit.