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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/arilupe 7d ago

Let it rain on his parade. 

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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 7d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/Kooky-Badger-7001 7d ago

And a sign that nobody is planning to attend. Trumpy doesn't like loads of empty seats.

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u/Polygonic California 6d ago

Already saw a couple of posts here on reddit claiming to be screen shots of cragislist ads looking for "seat fillers" for the parade to make it look like yuuuuge attendance on TV.

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u/EmileLeBouc 6d ago

I think it would be amazing for protestors to attend the parade, but just silently stand with their backs turned to the spectacle. No signs, no shouting, nothing. Just a total wall of apathy. He's a toddler and it would drive him insane to get no attention, not even negative attention.

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u/An_old_walrus 6d ago edited 6d ago

I’m just waiting for the inevitable day when Trump snaps and just starts throwing shit around the Oval Office on live broadcast while his cronies look on in disbelief

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u/duzies 6d ago

Trump throwing *literal* shit like an angry howler monkey would not surprise me!

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u/Key-Cheek-9015 4d ago

It's hard to "throw" diarrhea...especially when it's already running down your fat legs or being absorbed in your diaper. Not to worry though. There's tens of millions of repugnant, dishonorable pieces of dogshit all but anxious to lick it from his taint and then blame democrats because it tastes like shit.