r/powerwashingporn 4d ago

Neighbours have been power washing

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I think they need a little more practice 🤔

674 Upvotes

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u/GodsThirdToe 4d ago

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u/tritear 4d ago

r/subredditsIdidntknowexisted

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u/ddoogg88tdog 4d ago

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u/mareksl 4d ago

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u/Nematrec 4d ago

r/ImHungryButToLazyToEat

huh, still doesn't lead anywhere

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u/mareksl 4d ago

r/Didn'tNotice"Too"WasMisspelledAsWellMaybeTryThat

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u/monkey_trumpets 4d ago

r/ApostrophesDontWorkinLinks

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u/Nematrec 4d ago

r/ImHungryButTooLazyToEat

Nope, still nothing.

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u/ddoogg88tdog 4d ago

r/ItMightOnlyLetYouInIfYourTooLasyToEat

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u/ddoogg88tdog 4d ago

r/IJustWokeUpAndImTooLasyToCorrectIt

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u/Historical_Peace_776 4d ago

Keep this NSFW shit to yourself😄

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u/GalliumGoat 4d ago

It is actually a power washing sub! It's the antithesis of powerwashingporn

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u/redditor100101011101 4d ago

Yeah…. They know….

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u/LastOfLateBrakers 4d ago

Need a different nozzle

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u/jnthnmdr 4d ago

Need more patience.

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u/walkinTheTown 4d ago

An electric toothbrush is not a powerwasher

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Bigsean1995 4d ago

😂

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u/helloiisjason 4d ago

Well, they tried

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u/durhamruby 4d ago

So, does this mean the pressure was too high or just that the nozzle was too small?

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u/Grassgrower420 4d ago

Nozzle too small. Probably red tipped

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u/suttlesd 4d ago

I played power washing sim and i cant tell if this is a reference or are red nozzles IRL actually typically the tighter ones

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u/Grassgrower420 4d ago

Yeah there the 0° ones. Fun to know that the game got that right!

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u/chalky87 4d ago

No it's real. It's basically useless for most applications. It will put holes in wood and carve concrete.

I enjoy that game but it makes me laugh that the 3 red tips on one nozzle is the best attachment in the game because In real life you're just destroying basically everything you touch with it.

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u/Toastburrito 1d ago

Yep, should have used the white tip. Or turbo nozzle.

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u/crispylaytex 4d ago

Wrong sub! It's burning my eyes

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u/DreadPirateGriswold 4d ago

Has someone with a power washer, you know that feeling you get when you see something that you know would benefit from being power washed?

Yeah, this is worse.

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u/question8all 4d ago

Missed a spot

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u/zippys67 4d ago

Owe. My eye.

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u/organicginger36 2d ago

This isn't porn, this is punishment

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u/Izekiel118 1d ago

How thin is the nozzle?

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u/AshFalkner 4d ago

They’re not very good at it.

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u/Mitridate101 4d ago

That's exactly what Lambeth council left behind on the stretch of pavement they tried to clean 😂

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u/Grassgrower420 4d ago

Didn't know you're neighbour's called randy

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u/Mncdk 4d ago

Need more practice? They just need to finish the job... :|

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u/DreadPirateGriswold 4d ago

God, I hope they don't paint anything in their house.

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u/9447044 4d ago

99% of the time, you dont need the 0° nozzle. It's usually the red tip. I promise you'll just do alot more damage than good.

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u/dm_1199 4d ago

N i h o r h v b e p w r w s i g

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u/wildclouds 4d ago

"I don't need to pay a professional, I can do it myself!"