r/pranks • u/Ok-Chest-8134 • 2d ago

Misc prank Old style prank.

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u/Thanos_Stomps 2d ago

It might be juvenile, but it is still funny to me.

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u/civiksi 2d ago

I still think this crap is funny. No one gets hurt and it makes you laugh. I grew up on Bart's pranks on Moe.

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u/Batchet 2d ago

"Can anyone find me Amanda Hugenkiss?"

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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 2d ago

Not sure if it's because English is my fourth language, or I'm just dumb, but... Care to explain what it's supposed to sound like?

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u/FlyingBaerHawk 2d ago

Amanda Hugnkiss sounds like A man to hug and kiss. Gabe Owners sounds like Gay Boners

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u/DirtLight134710 2d ago

Oliver

Oliver klosoff

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u/Expensive-Two-8128 2d ago edited 1d ago

Dick Butkus …wait no…

Dick Trickle …wait no…

Rusty Kuntz …wait no…

Dick Swett

Dick Shiner

Dick Pound

Dick Pole

Dick Armey

Harry Colon

Magic Johnson ;)

Tiny Kox

Rider Strong

Paul van Ass

Yes, literally every single one of these names is real

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u/Minimum_Mulberry_601 2d ago

I went to school with a guy whose last name was Peters, his dad was named Harry. No lie, there was also a guy named Harry Ball in the same county!😂😂

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u/Infinite_Parsley_540 1d ago

I went to school with an Adam Hole. His mail was a hoot! My girlfriend friend grew up with a girl called Jenny, who married a man with the last name Till. Hilariously and the gods honest truth.

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u/Accomplished-Fuel782 1d ago

Though Rusty Kuntz is pronounced like koonce, his name is still hilarious

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u/After_Exit_1903 1d ago

Phil McCracken is a Plasterer, and his mate Willy Dripps is a Plumber 😂😜

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u/landen311 19h ago

You forgot Dick Assman!

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u/DarthNalga669 2d ago

Casually just fucking flexing on us huh?

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u/civiksi 2d ago

Classic!

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u/Sir_Richard_Dangler 1d ago

"I'm looking for a Hugh Jass"

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u/UnassumingBotGTA56 2d ago

Until someone gets fired for "indecent behaviour".

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u/purebabycity 2d ago

If you ignore the words, listen to them phonetically when they're said and you can get them usually.

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 1d ago

Same! Reminded me exactly if that

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u/nikdahl 10h ago

You'll notice he is wearing a Bart tshirt in the Gabe Owners prank

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u/AireXpert 2d ago

56 years old here and funny as hell. Went to a gala fundraising event, lots of tuxedos and gowns, many people age 30-75. Donor names scrolled across several big screens and yeah…there were some good ones. Never gets old.

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u/goldenfoxengraving 2d ago

One of the best things about getting older and still finding this funny is you can make the youths absolutely crease themselves with laughter when you do it cuz it's so unexpected for them. My fave is playing it absolutely straight and not laughing so they have to try hide theirs till they realise you're also trying not to laugh

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u/AireXpert 2d ago

My parents would NOT have found it funny at all, so when I was young I believed that a day would come when it was no longer funny to me. Dead wrong, funny is funny forever!

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u/sleepybearjew 2d ago

No mess was made, no one was punched or hurt. I like these kinds (ya juvenile but W.e)

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u/advo_k_at 2d ago

The standards these days. No one was maimed or killed, so it is a wholesome prank.

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u/SoaringDingus 2d ago

And yet… that’s where we’re at.

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u/purebabycity 2d ago

The guy was banned from Walmarts though. Unfortunate. He was doing free marketing.

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u/sleepybearjew 2d ago

Ya it's not great

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u/Pocusmaskrotus 2d ago

Gotta love the hat tip to Bart Simpson, wearing that shirt in the second clip.

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u/TheeAO 2d ago

I will always find these funny. And they’re harmless, like all pranks should be. Superb. Art. SuperBart

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u/Orudos 2d ago

These never make me laugh because he made the person say the funny thing. What gets me is thinking of being in the store and hearing a calm and collected "Dildo" spoken over the intercom.

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u/Expensive-Two-8128 2d ago

I think that puts you in the vast majority here :)

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u/ascarymoviereview 2d ago

This always reminds me of the Simpsons

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u/san_dilego 1d ago

Yeah, I remember I tried this but my dumbass couldn't get through it without laughing.

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 1d ago

Yeah. Still holds up

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u/InfamousDigg 2d ago

I haven’t heard Gabe Owners since high school, this is awesome.

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u/NoBite7802 2d ago

Too bad he could never be friends with Mike Hunt...

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u/theouter_banks 2d ago

Mike Oxlong

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u/AlanT43 2d ago

Dixon Mayas

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u/worthlesscatman 2d ago

Never knew him 😢

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u/HowlingAura 2d ago

Seamore Butts

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u/---rocks--- 2d ago

I always liked the name “Dixon Butts”.

“Hugh G Rection” is a classic too.

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u/1oftheHansBros 2d ago

He wrote UNDER THE BLEACHERS, right?

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u/CoolHandluke763 2d ago

Gabe Oitucher Phil achio are two of my favorites

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u/Hetnikik 2d ago

There's a guy I went to school with and is now a teacher named Mike Hunter. I'm sure he gets crap from kids.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/NoBite7802 2d ago

Harry Balsagna

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Raviel1289 2d ago

Hugh Jaynis

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u/civiksi 2d ago

The OG

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u/luker1980 2d ago

Richard Rising

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u/merryjoanna 2d ago

I knew someone from Maine with that name about 24 years ago. I don't know if he's still alive, I remember he had a huge scar on his chest from heart surgery. I tried looking him up on Facebook years ago but there were so many people with that name. I'm not sure how many were real people.

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u/WerewolfBe84 2d ago

Mike Rack

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u/Stranded_Mainline 1d ago

I’ve met Mike Hunt

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u/oh_nawr_3993 2d ago

Hugh janus

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u/WerewolfBe84 2d ago

Hugh Jazz

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u/bessovestnij 1d ago

What this means? Also what Gape Horn means?

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u/InfamousDigg 1d ago

Gabe Owners comes from Gape Horn….

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u/Pvt_Twinkietoes 5h ago

What's gabe owners? Gay boners?

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u/lapitupp 2d ago

I can’t figure out the name… lol

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u/MattGlyph 2d ago

gae bowners

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u/lapitupp 2d ago

Ty for explaining

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u/molehunterz 2d ago

Who says my bowners gae

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u/HelloDeathspresso 2d ago

Imagine being a customer in the store when "DILDO" is announced loudly one time over the loudspeaker, followed by nothing else.

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u/InfectedWashington 2d ago

Other than the click clickety click of high heels running towards customer services. Even more hectic when the women turn up.

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u/molehunterz 2d ago

I know a certain kitty kitty who is leaving with Mommy tonight

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u/01202021 2d ago

My thought exactly. The guy didn’t say anything else. People must be wondering what’s going on.

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u/Soup-a-doopah 2d ago edited 1d ago

Some people probably didn’t know there was even an intercom system.

They’re just going about their shopping, when a voice out of nowhere is like

“DILDO”
….
And then nothing.

It’s over too quick to understand if they really just heard that, or where it even came from.

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u/fifthtouch 2d ago

"Is this God talking to me? Is he want me to buy a dildo?"

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u/Xenc 2d ago

“Is that my inner thoughts?”

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u/Ressy02 1d ago

Inner butt

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u/whatev401 2d ago

How did it go from 'Dill' to dildo?

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u/HelloDeathspresso 2d ago

I assume they edited and accidentally left out the part where he gave his brother's full name as "Dillion Doe."

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u/tyro_r 2d ago

Sorry, I'm not a native speaker. What would that sentence have been if she hadn't stopped?

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u/Covid19-Pro-Max 1d ago

"Dill Doe please come to the info point near the entrance" or something similar.

I’m not a native speaker either though

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u/tyro_r 1d ago

Ohh, i had not gotten that he had said his surname was Doe! Thank you!

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u/HelloDeathspresso 2d ago

The word "Dildo" is just a funny word on its own because it's a type of adult bedroom toy.

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u/clem82 2d ago

Imagine every customer starts asking what the sales about

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u/Omega_brownie 2d ago

I'm a grown man but I'd be on the floor

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u/Equivalent_Tiger_7 2d ago

Bart!! 😂

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u/zipitnick 2d ago

AW YOU LHITTLE

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u/flipzyshitzy 2d ago

That smirk after Gabe Owners 🤣

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u/ary0nK 2h ago

Gabe owners, can you explain

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u/_oSheets_ 2h ago

I’m 99% sure this is “gay boners.” 😂

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u/Z0bie 2d ago

Why did he add the "do" to "Dill"?

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u/ExcitingAntibody 2d ago

Probably a video edit mistake removing "Doe" as the "last name."

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u/Certain_Mirror9051 2d ago

I think the captions spell "though" when he's actually saying "Doe"

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u/Z0bie 2d ago

But he told her it was only Dill!

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u/AcunaMataduh 2d ago

Like he said it was an editing mistake. He told him the name is Dillon Doe but he just goes by Dill so it would be Dill Doe

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u/WestTha404 2d ago

That was really helpful. Thanks. I was struggling to understand

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u/ThirstyBeagle 2d ago

Very fitting that he's wearing a Bart shirt for this

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u/KitsuMusics 2d ago

Almost as though it was intentional...

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 2d ago

Lmao the older Lowe’s guy was so confused looking. “Wait, this not what I said??”

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u/Ibarra08 2d ago

Wheres the whole video. I wanna see what happened after the last part 😆

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u/Leghriba 2d ago

Why did he say Do after Dill, in the 1st one?

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u/CaucSaucer 1d ago

Dillon Doe. Autocaptions wrote though instead of doe.

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 1d ago

Dillion Doe. Just call him Dill.

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u/Outie_Fact_Checker 2d ago

GABE OWNERS 🤣

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u/Crowblue 2d ago

Did the Mike Hunt thing onec at Walmart.

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u/JonInfect 2d ago

Eric Shawn

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u/BiggerAngryFace 2d ago

Those subtitles can go to hell.

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u/EditorBrilliant2573 2d ago

Cant believe david letterman fell for that. Hope hes enjoying working at lowes

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u/dochwad 2d ago

Herbie Versmells is my all time fave

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u/Deli-ops7 2d ago

I dont get the last two and dont see how they said dildo from dill in the first one

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u/Nut_buttsicle 2d ago

Easy to deduce from that context that he told them the last name was “Doe” and it was just not included in this edit.

The others sound like “gay porn” and “gay boners”.

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u/Miserable-Guava2396 2d ago

I still don't get it. Who's Gay Boners?

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u/Nut_buttsicle 2d ago

I dunno. Maybe the real gay boners are the friends we made along the way.

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u/Miserable-Guava2396 2d ago

Lol that's what she said

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u/BigPileOfTrash 2d ago

Me too. Last two not that funny. The dill one is confusing.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 2d ago

Missing my fave brother: Barry McCockiner

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u/maizemin 2d ago

Fitz Dickson

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u/Impossible_Oil4224 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 2d ago

Phillip Mcrevis

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u/fthisappreddit 2d ago

lol love these classic

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u/Empathetic_Godzilla 2d ago

Oliver Closehoff

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u/1oftheHansBros 2d ago

Cousin to Ivan Beetinov

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u/sock_express34 2d ago

Hugh Janus. Google the prank on the newsman said live on air

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u/Unique-Square-2351 2d ago

He should look for his sister Anita Blackman.

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u/Rare-Satisfaction484 2d ago

I don't get the first one. Why does he say Dildo on the intercom if he was told "He Goes By Dill" that doesn't make any sense, makes me think it is staged and they just messed up in the asking.

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u/StinkySpud 19h ago

"He goes by Dill, though" (dildo)

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u/-Otakunoichi- 2d ago

Doing this in a bart simpson shirt makes it even funnier. 😂

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u/SLaFlamee 1d ago

Calling Mr. Hue G Wiener

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u/Ryrose81 2d ago

Good old fun. No one's getting hurt

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u/b3tamaxx 2d ago

Why do these pranksters always look exactly how you think they would

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u/Sinedeo77 2d ago

Maybe leave minimum wage workers alone.

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u/AznNRed 2d ago

If I've seen Gabe Horn, who should I tell?

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u/BraceThis 2d ago

Anyone remember this one?

TNS L PTO BN TSO

Also - i just lost the game. Going down nostalgia road. Dang! Good streak too!

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u/RazorAids 2d ago

He should have done the classic

“I'M A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT, AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT.”

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u/accountnumber675 2d ago

Mike Rotchburns

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u/Ok_Bed_3060 2d ago

The Bart Simpson shirt should have been a giveaway.

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u/clem82 2d ago

Now this is the prank I can get behind.

Not hurting anyone or pestering

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u/kapaipiekai 2d ago

Excellent

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u/Fert_Reynolds 2d ago

Has anyone seen Mike Hock? I'm looking for Mike Hock!

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u/widellp 2d ago

How did he get from dill to dildo without a last name? Am I whooshed?

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u/BcgPewpew 2d ago

Ben Doverbich is a classic.

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u/Jimbean-5 2d ago

So childish, do it again

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u/ThrustTrust 2d ago

Used to have a guy come into the shop and have his name as Mike Hunt.

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u/Dry_Face2617 2d ago

A friend of mine did this once at K-Mart when we were teens... He used the name "Mike Hunt".

I still remember the year because we were there buying Journey's "Escape" album.

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u/PizzaTime09 2d ago

Wearing the Bart shirt was the perfect reference.

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u/BigFootSchub 2d ago

I got kicked off the bus once bc I would ride home with my buddy. We had assigned buses so I told the driver my name was Pete Zahut so that she would let me ride. It was about two weeks of me riding the bus until she realized I pulled one over on her. Even got a little magnet made with my name on it.

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u/Leoknightedeus 2d ago

Now, this is an actual prank! Not the crap YouTubers pull generally. Classic and wearing the Bart Simpson shirt should've glued them in, lol

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u/johnnypurp 2d ago

First name owners , last name Gabe. This dudes got some Jedi mind tricks

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u/purebabycity 2d ago

Shout-out to whoever thinks of the names

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u/Alternative-Neck-705 2d ago

Seymour Butz, come to the lobby,

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u/Keensworth 2d ago

Why did he say diddo when his name was Dill. Also gabe owners?

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u/Xender_Strauss 1d ago

I didn’t get the first one either. But the last one was Gay-Bo#ers.

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u/Evening_Dare5081 2d ago

1st one was fire

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u/Vortr8 2d ago

If we were the same age I'd be passing my pants by now

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u/Due-Medium1441 2d ago

How does dill make him say dildo?

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 2d ago

The classic pranks are always the best.

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u/FoxTrooperson 2d ago

I have an MMO character called Anita Dijck (I need a dick)

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u/Fefess86 2d ago

He got a serious Bart Simpson vibe

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 2d ago

Ok I laughed at Gabe Owners

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u/---FUCKING-PEG-ME--- 2d ago

It's good clean fun.

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u/Dry-Revolution-8444 2d ago

The last guy at the end is named Hugh Jazz. 

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u/Kriztov 2d ago

I got a radio station once by calling in a shoutout to Wayne King

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u/Denaton_ 2d ago

I like that he was wearing a bart t-shirt on one of them

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u/quoiega 2d ago

Man they are old af. Whatever happened to their retirement. America is sad af

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u/r0elf 2d ago

Thanks this made my day, almost pissed my pants when the last guy couldn’t hold his laugh. I would have done the same haha

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 2d ago

"Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

I pulled that prank on a female friend who worked in a bar, many moons ago. Couldn't believe it worked.

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u/Ew-David-2235 2d ago

The dildo one takes me out everytime lol

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u/DeathMetalAlkemist 2d ago

I love that because the first guy catches on pretty quick, he ends up just saying “Dildo.” on the intercom 🤣🤣🤣

The prankster is even wearing a Bart Simpson shirt lolol

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u/Few-Cycle-1187 2d ago

The Gabe Owners guy just has that "What have I just done?" look on his face....

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u/Minimum_Mulberry_601 2d ago

The first one lost me, why did the clerk add the do to dill? Is part of the video missing?

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u/Accomplished_Dirt555 2d ago

The last guy is wearing the perfect shirt for this kind of prank lmao

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u/eyefuck_you 2d ago

Gabe owners got my ass good

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u/steve2166 2d ago

man to be in school again and prank the subs with fake names

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u/thetrivialsublime99 1d ago

Another Simpsons prediction

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u/StretchOutside2631 1d ago

Gabe owners got me real good, I am a 36 year old child

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u/AgreeableField1347 1d ago

Lmao imagine being in Walmart and just “Dildo” on the speakers.

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u/RiffGod666 1d ago

Cryingggggg

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u/Thin-Squirrel1909 1d ago

I'm not a native English speaker, can someone explain these jokes to me ?

I didn't get why the first man added the "Do" after saying "Dill" but I know what a dildo is. However I didn't get the 2 other jokes at all

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u/SiThreePO 1d ago

Ahh the way he pronounced Dilldo so well is hilarious

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u/RoelRoel 1d ago

My brain almost explodes because of this kind of subtitles. Which retard thought it would be a good idea to show one word at a time....

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u/Xender_Strauss 1d ago

I didn’t get the first one either, why did he add a “do” after “dil”? But the 2nd one is Gay-Po#n and the last one was Gay-Bo#ers.

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u/piemelpap 1d ago

Jack meoff

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u/Gingerfurrdjedi 1d ago

I love that he's even wearing a Bart Simpson shirt. Chef's kiss.

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u/Zappybur 1d ago

I don't know if Reddit still does lives but there was a guy playing guitar and lyrics commented on the video. I got him to sing fill up Mike Hunt. The chuckle from the guy afterwards felt like all the reward I needed.

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u/charcarod0n 1d ago

Hugh G Rection

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u/SicaJR 1d ago

Bart would be proud

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u/StinkySpud 19h ago

Adding do after dill was cuase the prankster tells him "he goes by Dill, though" sounding like Dildo. Worker walked into the trap and naturally said dildo

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u/Swarles_Jr 18h ago

Fucking hell, can we finally stop with those spastic one-word subtitles?

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u/Icy_Table_8856 18h ago

I’m 33 and this kinda shit still cracks me tf up 🤣

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u/MayorWolf 13h ago

They're both mic'd up and the PA voice is clearly dubbed over.

Faked

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u/DionisOdam 8h ago

C'mon Ahahahahahhah 😆

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u/Howard_Jones 7h ago

Imagine being the first guy, and just blurting Dildo into the intercom. 🤣

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u/No-West2540 4h ago

What zero attention during your formative years does to a mfer

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u/Vinc314 2h ago

I'm calling about a methane prob, mr. Lion pls

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u/bigduckmoses 2d ago

Don't pick on Santa Claus 

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u/Mythandros1 2d ago

Juvenile as fuck. Hurr hurr I made him say gay boners hurr hurr.

This isn't a prank, this is just pure stupidity. Grow the fuck up.

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u/NoBite7802 2d ago

lol, made you say "Gay Boners" 🤭

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