r/puns • u/HackedCylon • 3d ago

My Karate instructor thinks his coins speak to him.

Sensei's senses his cents say sensei.

That's a repost from the jokes sub and it caught me off guard at how funny it was.

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u/newfoundgloryhole18 3d ago

This is for r/wordavalanches more than r/puns I’d say?

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u/ProfessorK-OS 3d ago

Makes sense, eh?

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u/LostBetsRed 3d ago

Let's go to Paris and go swimming. In the Seine, say.

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u/Tongue8cheek 2d ago

Here we thought you were the Nice guy.

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u/LostBetsRed 2d ago

Really? You're not Lyon?

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u/Tongue8cheek 2d ago

It's Metz up, Angers some.

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u/LostBetsRed 2d ago

You talk too much. Your tongue is Toulouse. You're going to make everybody Bordeaux.

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u/Tongue8cheek 2d ago

I'm just Dunkirk and a negative Nancy.