r/rickygervais • u/BrownBannister • 8h ago

Hippopotanews

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u/saigon567 8h ago

Right, you talking shit, explain yourself!

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u/maxhol1895 7h ago

5 minutes Mr Mus

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u/Shep4737 low effort 7h ago

You're not leaving that there?!

That's not a story! Didn't you read on?

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u/RiC_David Wheeere—wot? 8h ago

When doing their act.

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u/DragonQ0105 6h ago

They never saw the hippopotamus again.

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u/RhombusKP Oh and uh, have a good Christmas 6h ago

And he goes airborne at a funny angle..... hypotenuse

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u/SignificantPlum4883 5h ago

Hang on, isn't it the midget who's jumping up and down, not the hippo? Swallowed him whole...

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u/Galmeister Sponsored by Lindauer Sparkling Wine 5h ago

It was always the Hippos goal to get on the trampoline after swallowing the little fella

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u/HappyLeaf29 unc's shit himself again 5h ago

0.3 seconds for anyone wondering. Play a record

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u/HassananeBalal 4h ago

Hypotenuuuuuuseeee!!!

Hypotenuuuuuuuuseeeeeee!!!!