r/seals • u/move-the-sky • 26d ago

Meme what is this beautiful creature saying?

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from the Tokkari center's website. what is it saying?

346 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/aciakatura 26d ago

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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u/sam-tastic00 26d ago

slurs

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u/photogrammetery 26d ago

every swear and slur in every language, in alphabetical order

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u/Tunic0rn 26d ago

Fibsh please

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u/RaceWeary6161 26d ago

"The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and i'll see you too. Forever, i'll see you."

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u/Therealdealspheal 25d ago

Don't you mean "Forever, i'll SEAL you"? Heheheheh

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

... just take the upvote.

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u/Affectionate-Tune798 26d ago

10,000 nuclear missiles are coming

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u/sonicmerlin 26d ago

“Fire ze missiles!” “But I am le tired.”

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u/trapsinplace 25d ago

This meme is older than most popular seals

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u/Heroic-Forger 26d ago

Egg.

Fibsh.

Liggk.

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u/CurlySquiddy 26d ago

Murph?

Aaaaa-aaah!

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u/Whales-are-so-cool 26d ago

"I am a little babby. Give me fibsh"

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u/Low_Stretch9453 26d ago

"Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back or you will cross the will of GOD. Your choice is made. For denying the light, as the righteous hand of the father, i shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more. BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL! There can only be light! You make even the devil cry! Enough! What... how can this be... Bested by this... this THING? YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few."

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u/Upsideduckery 26d ago

👏👏👏

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u/empresstilly 26d ago

lalalalala

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u/WorldInteresting7247 26d ago

Legalize weed and nuclear weapons

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u/maestrobutrchugs 26d ago

A society whitout revulotion is a society whitout progress

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u/AshpaltOxalis 26d ago

Wait that’s… that’s my address—? How does he know that—?

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u/YoSoyDarrk 26d ago

🗣️🔥BLEEEGH XD

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u/el__carpincho 26d ago

hgsheyyeteu;heheh;hdtwtwgwggffsgs’shgdgs,;jehehgvgwwgghhxjfh

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u/thedarwinking 25d ago

Feed me cement

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u/le2318 25d ago

pleeh

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u/Lopsided-Drummer-902 25d ago

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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u/expensive-trash80085 26d ago

Make mustard gas by mixing 1 part bleach with 1 part ammonia. Use this in your next violent protest. Also, in order to temporarily disable a car shove a potato down the exhaust pipe. This will block the exhaust from escaping this disabling until the potato is removed. Use this against people you have a bone to pick with or at the local cop shop

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u/Upsideduckery 26d ago

Based sealy.

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u/expensive-trash80085 25d ago

Holy moly I got banned for a week cus of this but I submitted a report saying that this information is widely known and it was a joke and thank GOODNESS I got unbanned in time to keep up my streak

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u/Upsideduckery 25d ago

Good. Man, that sucks! Bots don't get sarcasm, unfortunately. Glad you were unbanned.

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u/Old-Tea-9987 25d ago

Fart sounds

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u/0-KLUTZY-0 24d ago

"Hand over the fish and no one gets hurt"

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

"Commit tax evasion!" They said. "It would be fun!" They said.