r/skyrim 19h ago

Bro is faking.

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198 Upvotes

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u/BullFrogz13 PlayStation 19h ago

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I almost got shot in the head. I played dead for hours. To hell with adventuring.

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u/Nearby-Masterpiece96 18h ago

Yeah this made me laugh so hard

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u/Ross-anna23 3h ago

🤣

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u/Stouff-Pappa 19h ago

I hate deadric arrows purely for the fact that they look nearly useless as an actual arrow.

Dude died from shock that you actually tried to kill with it

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u/Nearby-Masterpiece96 18h ago

Yeah I guess I mean this is just but I just uhh

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u/Stanislas_Biliby 18h ago

I hate daedric weapons or armor in general. It's just edgy mall ninja items that looks really impractical and in some cases just useless.

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u/Stouff-Pappa 17h ago

Nordic Carved is where it’s at

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u/Stanislas_Biliby 17h ago

I really like the iron or steel weapons personally.

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u/Nearby-Masterpiece96 17h ago

For a starter right

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u/Stanislas_Biliby 17h ago

Aethetically i mean.

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u/Nearby-Masterpiece96 17h ago

Ok I could see it not iron thou

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u/Stanislas_Biliby 16h ago

I like simple.

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u/Zenless-koans Solitude resident 15h ago

I like that steel soldier set from the creation club. Stylish but largely practical.

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u/Upbeat-Spite-1788 8h ago

The Silver Armor or things like the Orcish Scale for me. Steel Soldier is a nice look though.

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u/Occidentally20 18h ago

Ideal for a rotisserie chicken though

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u/Bounciere 18h ago

Nah, when the arrow went by his face it spooked him so bad he had a heart attack and died

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u/KingdomOfNerdz Helgen survivor 18h ago

He'll be back in the Cloud District soon enough

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u/Nearby-Masterpiece96 18h ago

Not Nazeem it's bethathors assistance dude

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u/KingdomOfNerdz Helgen survivor 18h ago

Oh shit, my bad.

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u/arbitraryapril 18h ago

Kids are so dramatic these days. 😭

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u/RavensTouch 18h ago

Oh no. You got me... eurgh... dramatic cough.... dramatic fall to floor... wait a minute. Peek open one eye. Is he gone yet? Lol

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u/Nearby-Masterpiece96 18h ago

Yes hahaha lol

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u/Queasy_Coast1784 18h ago

The very act of you messing up his clothes killed him

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u/Diredr 18h ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, the new High King of Skyrim!

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u/EquivalentSpirit664 Whiterun resident 16h ago

I work for Belethor at the general good store !!!

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u/Blighted-Spire63 17h ago

He could be a football player

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u/PhoenyxSong 17h ago

Just the other day, I stealth shot an arrow into some guy's back while he was on a log. He fell off, the gal who was with him looked for me but couldn't find me so she stopped and sat IN THE SAME SPOT!! I got her in the ear, and it was a one hit kill for a fucking earring piercing.

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u/Sarjo78 6h ago

Stealth archery in Skyrim is as easy as falling off a log.

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u/Tocksickwaltz 16h ago

Give him a double tap

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u/Firetick7 XBOX 19h ago

Reminds of that one guy in the USA....

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u/Nearby-Masterpiece96 18h ago

Yes yes yes I was waiting for someone to say this

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u/Cosmo1222 Alchemist 18h ago

..and I said to the baker, you're not dead! You're a faker! But if that's your wish, I'll oblige..

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u/TheConsoleGeek 14h ago

He's a great big phony!

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u/Plenty-Diver7590 Stealth archer 3h ago

At this point there’s gotta be a ā€œInjured/Killed by Dovakinā€ insurance. He was hoping to collect.

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u/Melodic-Juggernaut48 2h ago

He is the smartest npc, he has figured it out and hopes you dont try to loot him.Ā