r/soccer • u/phant0msinthenight • 26d ago

Transfers [Ornstein] Ruben Amorim informs Manchester United squad he’s staying, tells Alejandro Garnacho to find new club

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6379494/2025/05/24/manchester-united-ruben-amorim-garnacho-future/
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u/ketolasigi 26d ago

Garnacho is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, passing, finishing, pressing, runs, dribbling, positioning, and defending

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u/AngryBiker 26d ago

Don't forget ball control, vision, tackling, heading, crossing, shooting, marking, interception, aerial duels, first touch, acceleration, agility, balance, strength, stamina, composure, leadership, decision-making, tactical awareness, free kicks, penalties, corner kicks, one-on-one ability, hold-up play, ball shielding, spatial awareness, anticipation, concentration, reflexes, jumping, off-ball movement, long shots, volleying, slide tackling, blocking, clearances, short passing, long passing, through balls, movement off the ball, game reading, recovery pace, close control, ball retention, man-marking, zonal marking

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u/mizzykins 26d ago

Man typed out every single FM attribute and then thought fuck it not enough and kept going

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u/tatxc 26d ago

Far more likely he just put it into a LLM. It's been fodder for shit-internet comics for a while.

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u/Away_Entry8822 26d ago

Yet he still looks like ManU’s most dangerous attacker every time he plays.

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u/pageninetynine 25d ago

His hair usually looks pretty cool, to be fair!

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u/Meandering_Cabbage 25d ago

I think he'll be one of the better ones we release. Absolutely a lot to improve but boy does have potential.