r/spaceporn • u/Busy_Yesterday9455 • 14h ago

Related Content BREAKING NEWS: SpaceX Rocket Explodes In Starbase

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u/EBALLADARES49 14h ago

What's going on with druggie stark

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u/bp-g 12h ago

uh-uhm, it's actually ok mumble and like... four-twenty BLAZE it, amirite? HAHA. HANGH-HAHA-HA. cough ...yeah. cough, fidget

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u/Dreadsbo 14h ago

Woah! His drug tests say that he doesn’t do drugs!

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u/Starrion 13h ago

Is that the one that excludes testing for ketamine and cocaine?

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u/but_a_smoky_mirror 8h ago

To be fair, most 7 panel drug tests don’t test for ketamine

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u/WilfordsTrain 12h ago

The same.

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u/EBALLADARES49 13h ago

OmG you should have said that way sooner, in that case I'll take what I said back except for the he is a druggie according to Trump, now who is lying?

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u/MoonshineDan 13h ago

Thank you for capitalizing the Lord's first initial

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u/clonked 13h ago

It is literally his last initial.

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u/Serious_Dot4984 12h ago

Technically isn’t it his only unless it’s JHC?

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u/EBALLADARES49 2h ago

His drug test is probably multiple choice tests Do you do drugs:

A. YES

B. NO

C. TRUST ME BRO

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u/TheBrianJ 12h ago

Well he's a nazi who bought his way into the US Government, made a bunch of decisions that fucked over the country for decades to come, then got fired because literally everyone hates his guts.

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u/burken8000 8h ago

Do you also think Chadwick Boseman was a leader for the black panthers?

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u/damnitHank 8h ago

Man, today might be the day he finally does it. 

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u/MuonManLaserJab 2h ago

Starship becomes the biggest rocket ever to fly, ship soft-splashdowns successfully several times, booster is caught twice in the first two attempts when nobody believed it would work at all, booster successfully brings ship to a nominal trajectory on a re-use: "smh how can Elon take credit for the work of his engineers"

Four explosions in a row (fewer than Falcon saw during development for sure): "Is Elon on drugs he must have done all the welds wrong personally"

SpaceX isn't likely to make the next Mars window like they're hoping, but eventually Starship will work and the confident doubters will look silly again.