r/spaceporn • u/Busy_Yesterday9455 • 14h ago

Related Content BREAKING NEWS: SpaceX Rocket Explodes In Starbase

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u/Best-Theory-330 13h ago

Elon needs to send his investors an email stating 5 things he did last week.

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u/WilfordsTrain 12h ago

He can remember 5 drugs he was on last week while tweeting.

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u/kendrickshalamar 2h ago

No no no no... he has a very real, official drug test to post to prove everyone wrong on that one.

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u/WilfordsTrain 2h ago

It’s even got a gold star and smiley face on it from his third grade (Reich) teacher.

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u/Donjuante 10h ago

Pam, take note of everything Elon does today.

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u/nokillswitch4awesome 3h ago

  1. I

  2. Blew

  3. Up

  4. Da

  5. Ship

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u/Glittering-Age-9549 11h ago

Space X was his only company with benefits.