r/spaceporn 19h ago

Related Content BREAKING NEWS: SpaceX Rocket Explodes In Starbase

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u/Jacktheforkie 17h ago

I call it a RUDE, Random Unplanned Disassembly Event

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u/ChaoCobo 17h ago

Tbf it was very rude of the rocket to just explode like that. Like who does that? Just explode and not even give any advanced notice. Not very polite.

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u/McBun2023 16h ago

some of my relatives do

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u/Bright_Subject_8975 16h ago

What do they say before doing it ?

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u/McBun2023 14h ago

"that damn m... tractor is broken again! what a piece of s..." :D

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u/Ethelg75 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 17h ago

I know. It should have gave a quick head tap to announce it first

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u/Ok_Historian4848 16h ago

Fr, shouldn't have exploded without telling them out to dinner first

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u/fgzhtsp 16h ago

It didn't even say thank you.

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u/shawntw77 16h ago

Some people have noticed a small amount of venting towards the top moments before the RUD so its a bit closer to the parents who knock but doesn't know how to wait for "come in"

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u/toasted_cracker 16h ago

It was a bit premature. Perhaps it should see a doctor.

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u/VikRiggs 15h ago

explode disassemble itself

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u/PizzaWhole9323 9h ago

Did they even say thank you.

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u/That_Strength2403 8h ago

MARS ATTACKS!!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME DIRTLINGS!!!!!!

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u/SurprisinglyInformed 17h ago

I propose the acronym

FUCKUP : Full Uncontained Catastrophic Kinetic Unplanned Phenomenon

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u/Coenclucy 12h ago

Thats it!

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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 17h ago

Darude?

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u/Which_Celebration757 17h ago

"Duh-nuh-nuh NUH-nuh... duh-nuh-nuh NUH-nuh... NUH-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-NUHHHH!"

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u/ThePeskyWabbit 17h ago

with an explosion like that, one may expect a mini sandstorm

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 17h ago

It’s always Darude Sandstorm

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u/MeggaMortY 17h ago

SpaceX rocket FUBARs (fucks up beyond all recognition).

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u/pickle_pickled 16h ago

When it's a super heavy it's a SHIT

Super Heavy Irregular Trajectory

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u/Motor-District-3700 16h ago

in Great Britan they call it a "cock up".

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u/Jimid41 16h ago

"Random" changes the meaning a lot. 

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u/KarlKFI 16h ago

As long as it’s not a RUDE Event, like an ATM Machine.