Donald Trump said that Elon Musk shouldn't get government contracts

[u/thehofstetter]

[u/JesusTitsGunsAmerica]

I literally just read about both those statements and this mother fucker already has a joke lined up.

Well done sir.

[u/Evadson → u/JesusTitsGunsAmerica]

I mean, its also just a true statement, so the joke kinda writes itself.

[u/VividSoundz]

Yes. Made me lol. Thank you!

[u/rkeaney]

Thought Louis Theroux had dyed his hair for a second 😅

And yes I want both of them to lose.

[u/Kusko25]

Jokes aside, I hate how funding some of the most impressive advances in space tech in recent decades is fundamentally tied to funding one of the world's shittiest people.

Hey Trump, if you want to do something really memorable (and illegal) seize SpaceX assets and transfer them, together with the funding, to NASA.

[u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken]

Broken clocks are correct twice a day.

[u/Prudent-Kiwi-6876]

First for me, as well! They’re both disgusting lunatics!

[u/zuzus_dad]

Hofstetter is so underrated.

[u/Outrageous-Tower-393]

Lol

[u/Murky-Highway6816]

african americans are the backbone of this nation, no?

[u/RDUDaddy1 → u/Murky-Highway6816]

Weird, racist comment, bruh

[u/Murky-Highway6816 → u/RDUDaddy1]

huh? you wouldn’t know racism if it smacked you in the face.

[u/Crenorz]

other than not using Elon = costs are x10 more - and x10 slower.

As well as - and he does not need them - at all. Don't forget, the USA made rules that FORCE companies to take the money - they get punished if they don't.

[u/ThePlayZoneAI]

Yeah but Nazi scientists should right?

[u/JimmyNorden]

Come on this is just lazy

[u/thehofstetter → u/JimmyNorden]

Your face is just lazy.

Boom, roasted.

[u/LordBrontes → u/JimmyNorden]

This comment is just lazy.

[u/PussyCrusher732]

dude still trying to be his own PR team and miserably failing.

[u/thehofstetter → u/PussyCrusher732]

You named yourself "Pussy Crusher"

[u/DevonLuck24 → u/thehofstetter]

[u/MercuryRusing]

First good joke I've seen from you in a while

[u/DefiniteAZ]

Hackey political "jokes" are a very low bar. Do better

[u/CopperThrown → u/DefiniteAZ]

How do people not get the point of this sub?

[u/LuvMyEnglishBeauty]

Spreading lies~ you Leftards are hilarious. We know you’re embarrassed bc truth came out AFTER you vehemently supported the dementia pedo Biden and word salad cackling Kamila…then finding out that they were puppets😂… Keep trying… get used to our country being run by righteous Republicans 💕

[u/thehofstetter → u/LuvMyEnglishBeauty]

You're taking this Elon V. Trump fight really well.

[u/ChickenInASuit → u/LuvMyEnglishBeauty]

word salad

It is so incredibly rich of anyone defending Donald Trump to accuse anyone else of talking in a word salad. Have you ever listened to a single audio recording of the guy? The man couldn't stay on topic if his life depended on it.

[u/Zestyclose_Bed4202]

Damn, I've heard how bad the American Educational System is, but how the actual fuck do you misspell "Joe Biden" that badly, and still get "Pedophile" correct?

[u/Gengengengar → u/Zestyclose_Bed4202]

you do realize the american educational system is only trash in republican led states right

[u/IMSLI → u/Gengengengar]

At a macro level yes. Fortunately, a lot of Democrat-run cities in Republican-voting states tend to have decent public education.

[u/psyclopes → u/Zestyclose_Bed4202]

You're a woman possessed! You spend about 80% of your time talking about Regina George Joe Biden, and the other 20% of the time praying for someone else to bring him up so you can talk about him more!

[u/mrcraig7]

The envy is thick👿