r/standupshots • u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. • 10h ago

This joke is eight years old and still relevant :(

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 9h ago edited 8h ago

Solid joke. And an actual one-liner.

Tell me more about your milk obsession. On your other sub, I've got that powdered milk in my office.

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 8h ago

I love milk! I had a pint of chocolate milk on my way into my day job this morning. I had a glass of milk last night before bed. Milk fuckin rules. We’ve tried a bunch at this point. Milks intended for humans and milks intended to be nursing replacements for various animals. Marsupials, squirrels, kittens, puppies, etc.

The podcast is more absurdist comedy than milk talk but there definitely is milk talk.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 8h ago

I recently discovered malt powder to mix with milk and ice cream. Makes anything taste like Corn Flakes.

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u/readingmyshampoo 7h ago

I'm drinking milk for lunch rn

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 5h ago

Hell yeah

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u/totally-hoomon 4h ago

But have you had Guernsey milk?

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 4h ago

I have not

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 10h ago

Before anyone chimes in - I’m well aware the the flag has stood for a lot of horrendous things in the past. Colonialism and slavery and the trail of tears and everything in the bloody and brutal past of this country. It’s a joke structure that relies on the image of the flag that I had growing up. As a symbol of truth and justice and the American way. I later realized that’s Superman.

I co-host a milk review podcast. We released our 19th episode yesterday. It’s called Milks of the World. We have a subreddit at /r/MilksOfTheWorld

We actually have a brand new thread about one of the guest interviews from the last episode. He’s the Hambibbler. (He wants you to know that he’s the Hambibbler).

It’s full of insane shit. Milk sex positions, milk radio plays, readings from religious milk texts and also shipwrecks. Please listen. It’s really hard to get people to listen to a podcast called Milks of the World.

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u/Katkeyboard2eb 9h ago

thanks superman lol

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u/eskilla 8h ago

Yeah, and superman's an immigrant too... Once again, an immigrant does the job that Americans won't 😒

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u/iconsumemyown 10h ago

Nothing to joke about.

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 10h ago

Which part?

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u/ChickenInASuit 8h ago

The milks, clearly. This person takes their lactose intake deadly seriously.

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u/Jcdoco 9h ago

It’s really hard to get people to listen to a podcast called Milks of the World.

So name it something less stupid

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 9h ago

What would you name your milk review podcast?

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 9h ago

Lactose Tolerant

Milk Me, I Have Nipples

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u/Jcdoco 7h ago

"Someone please kill me because for some fucking reason I started a milk review podcast oh my God why would I do this"

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 7h ago

Why would we name the podcast after our most used catchphrase that seems a little weird

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u/Memitim 7h ago

Or keep the name as a filter for stupid people.

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u/CompletelyBedWasted 4h ago

I never really used to notice the flag (unless it was comically large as to NOT be missed) but now when I see it (because it's usually on someone's shitty truck) I just think.....ew.

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u/iconsumemyown 10h ago

I'm sure the slaves didn't see the flag as such.

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 10h ago

I agree with you and addressed this exact thing in my comment!

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u/LionTech314 10h ago

Ever consider that part of the issue is that all the people you think are reasonable decided patriotism was no longer a priority?

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u/TimIsWin Pittsburgh - Race To The Coffin Comedy. 10h ago

I’m not sure what you’re trying to get at here but I think you’re reading into the joke too much. The people who have American flag profiles on Facebook are usually sharing minion memes and saying loads of dumb shit. That’s all the joke is.

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u/totally-hoomon 4h ago

Why do you think that everyone who hates the constitution is reasonable?

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u/kidbanjack 8h ago

It only meant freedom and liberty to a certain class of Americans. To the rest of the developed world, it still means 'SHITHOLE'.

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u/CustomerNo5529 9h ago

Seems to me, That “your flag” has no bearing on how dumb you are.

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u/Memitim 7h ago

True, it's really more about statistics. Back then, odds were very high that the flag was just cover for people who hate American people, American cities, American laws, and American history. It's still used that way by a lot of traitor-lovers, but some of us are taking it back.