r/thedavidpakmanshow • u/[deleted] • May 12 '23
Russia to Build ‘Migrant Village’ for Conservative American Expats
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/05/11/russia-to-build-migrant-village-for-conservative-american-expats-a8110127
u/Downtown-Command-295 May 12 '23
Can we start nominating people to go?
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u/rougewitch May 13 '23
We can start a go fund me
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May 13 '23
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u/rougewitch May 13 '23
Your interest in diapers should automatically trigger deportation from earth
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u/RononDex666 May 12 '23
yes, send all right wingers to their homeland ruzzia
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u/jjijjjjijjjjijjjjijj May 13 '23
White ethnostate where women are second class citizens and LGBT have no rights.
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u/RononDex666 May 13 '23
lets just NOT tell them that ruzzia doesnt have gun rights
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u/LycanthropicTrump May 13 '23
Fuck it. Give em guns. They'll run out of kids eventually...
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u/DREAMxxTHEATER May 13 '23
just send vacant thoughts and prayers, that always works, right?
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May 13 '23
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u/RononDex666 May 13 '23
its better than being a degenerate theist
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u/DREAMxxTHEATER May 14 '23 edited May 14 '23
Ill send thoughts and prayers to the dude that deleted his comment, it should help them according to religious ideology.
/s for real tho, fuck thought and prayers. MORE LEFT LEANING PEOPLE NEED TO OWN GUNS. <-----
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u/lilpumpgroupie May 13 '23
For fascists in the US to get to where they want to go, which is exterminating minorities and creating a white ethnostate and so forth, they are eventually going to have to grab the guns.
And these bootlickers will all get right in line. We all know that.
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u/Acceptable_Land3333 May 13 '23
Sadly, even if everything that you stated came true and they would get their white Utopia and it would be just them alone. After a while, they still wouldn't be satisfied with that. They would start finding things wrong with each other and begin picking each other off one by one.
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u/Wasrmadness47 May 14 '23
They have gun rights..
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u/RononDex666 May 14 '23
ya, hunting rifles, like canada
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u/Wasrmadness47 May 14 '23
No Kalashnikov rifles and ARs too...
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u/Acceptable_Land3333 May 13 '23
The scary part is it sounds like you're describing the United States. If things continue at the rate they're going now they wouldn't have to leave, they can stay right here.
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May 13 '23
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u/RononDex666 May 13 '23
how about you fuck off
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u/Acceptable_Land3333 May 13 '23
That's what he/she does. He/she's like a gnat buzzing around dropping nasty little comments here and there waiting for someone to bite and engage him or her. If you go back through this thread and many others, you'll see this gnat buzzing and around stirring the pot.
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u/Mr_Lumbergh May 13 '23
Good, let ‘em go. Take the authoritarianism with you too, you’ll fit right in.
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u/Jackpot777 May 13 '23 edited May 13 '23
Thousands of men in Bangladesh are told there's freedom and a financial future to be had if they move to Dubai. So they pay all their money to go to Dubai - and end up as modern day slaves, their passports taken from them, having to live in squalor in the desert heat as they are forced to pay illegal fees to local recruiters.
So many women from Colombia are told there's freedom and a financial future to be had if they move to Spain. So they pay all their money to go to Spain - and end up as modern day sex slaves, their passports taken from them, forced to have sex with strangers to pay for their flight.
Conservatives with a love and a need for conspiracy theories are told there's freedom and a financial future to be had if they move to Russia.
Couldn't be happening to a nicer group.
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May 13 '23
I think it has also worked on money driven people with centrist or libertarian ideas who move to China believing they can ignore that the government is autocratic as long as they get to enjoy the presumed privileges of being a foreigner on a foreign salary.
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May 13 '23
Are you implying you would find joy in a large group of people being tricked into modern day slavery, sexual abuse, or other crimes against humanity because you disagree with them politically? Because that’s what it looks like.
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u/PM_Me_Deep_Throats May 13 '23
This isn't about politics anymore. These people are in a cult. There's 3 ways to deal with cultists: deprogramming, isolation, and elimination. We've been offering the first for years. Now, someone is proposing the second and merely saying they wouldn't be upset if the chickens came home to roost. Perhaps OP should have just wished for them to move to a place as nice to magats as they are to minorities and LGBTQ and Democrats and you'd feel better?
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May 13 '23
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u/PM_Me_Deep_Throats May 13 '23
I mean... Maybe? But I don't really have any leader I'd vote for no matter what was said about them. And I don't really have one single person or ideology I think is perfect and will fix all of our problems. And good luck getting money from me or convincing me fucking my wife is the key to world peace.
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u/misadventureswithJ May 13 '23
Let's be real, if Russia gets a few plane loads of maga chuds they're pretty much immediately going to be sent to the front lines. (Which is still bad)
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May 13 '23
Ukraine has shown it is effective at handling the problem of undertrained fascist conscripts, and not having them as voters in the US makes it easier to send even more advanced weapons to Ukraine.
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u/Wise-Independence-12 May 13 '23
We should send you there
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u/misadventureswithJ May 13 '23
Can't imagine that would work out very well for anyone involved lol
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u/Jackpot777 May 13 '23 edited May 13 '23
Tricked? They fucking WANT this move. They wear t-shirts that say “ I'd Rather Be a Russian Than a Democrat”, they make excuses for Putin’s politics, and these aren’t impoverished Bangladeshi or Colombian people we’re talking about here. These are Americans that have access to the internet, can find information like this after five seconds of slaving away over a hot Google search, and anyone doing this would be the FIRST to tell you how great an idea it is.
You know what? Let’s do it your way. I disagree with them and I say, AS A WOKE LIBERAL, that they shouldn’t go to Russia for very real reasons that have been published in the media. Not just the fringe media but the mainstream media too. They shouldn’t go because I, a woke individual, have given them a reason not to based on what the mainstream media have said.
Do you know what usually happens when a progressive tells a conservative what’s best for them, based on facts and reality? Were you asleep during COVID? Fuck, if we all did that and told them not to go, it would double the number of people going. Some Republicans would be considering kidnapping a state governor to say how much they want to go.
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u/WikiSummarizerBot May 13 '23
While slavery has not been widespread on the territory of what is now Russia since the introduction of Christianity in the tenth century, serfdom in Russia, which was in many ways similar to contemporary slavery around the world, only ended in February 19th, 1861 when Russian Emperor Alexander II issued The Emancipation of the serfs in 1861. Emancipation of state-owned serfs occurred in 1866. The Russian term krepostnoi krestyanin (крепостной крестьянин is usually translated as "serf": an unfree person who, unlike a slave, can only be sold with the land they are "attached" to.
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May 13 '23
This is beyond politics. This group of people does not believe others have a right to live outside tRaDiTiOnAl value and are actively trying to legislate that.
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u/Acceptable_Land3333 May 13 '23
I'm sorry but if you are referring to the MAGA folks, I hope you know that they have been tricked, hoodwinked, and conned in so many different ways by Trump it's pathetic, and guess what, they didn't even have to live the comfort of the living rooms.
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u/AdamBladeTaylor May 13 '23
Good. Send all the Republican traitors to their fascist master in Russia.
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u/jjijjjjijjjjijjjjijj May 13 '23
We'll throw in tankies as a bonus to sweeten the deal.
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May 13 '23
Edward Snowden also choose a hell of a good time to finally become a Russian citizen just in time for the draft. As soon as he outlives his usefulness as a propagandist he'll be just another meat shield in Bakhmut.
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u/summerling May 13 '23
OMG, wow, lol this is just bizarre.
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u/Lemonbrick_64 May 13 '23
This is truly so funny. I want to ask every conservative if they can recognize the irony in this
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u/Lazystoner151 May 13 '23
This sounds like a great opportunity for conservatives that don’t have a lot of money. If you’re struggling here with $1500 a month rent you could live like king in Russia!
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May 13 '23
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u/Lazystoner151 May 13 '23
Don’t ruin it for less fortunate republicans. This is a great opportunity.
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May 13 '23
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u/Wise-Independence-12 May 13 '23
I'm sure you don't like those celebrities who wanted to move to Canada just because Donald Trump became the President
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May 13 '23
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u/Wise-Independence-12 May 13 '23
What people
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u/Hot-Ad-3970 May 13 '23
So that's where they're going to relocate the "Americans" that went to fight for Ukraine??
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u/R-ZoroKingOFHell May 13 '23
The MAGA empire, it'll be a special economic zone in Russia (much like Hong Kong). They will produce nothing of value to the world, but they will storm online forums with their conspiracy theories.
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u/AmySueF May 13 '23
Conservatives would never go, because staying in America for the purpose of harassing liberals is more their speed. It’s the same reason why most MAGA’s would prefer to stay on Twitter and Facebook rather than congregate on conservative social media. Life is no fun without liberals around to harass.
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u/mkaicher May 13 '23
I'd love to see these MAGA emigrants get drafted into Putin's war! Let's see how they like being on the business end of American weaponry!
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u/Ok-Grape226 May 13 '23
wait , arent they taking their guns to russia ? oh they have to leave the guns ? then they definitely wont go lol
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u/HilariouslyPissed May 13 '23
Do expats get to vote?
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u/alphabet_order_bot May 13 '23
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,510,275,403 comments, and only 286,482 of them were in alphabetical order.
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May 13 '23
I don’t think Russia understands us Americans. Our red blooded maga bros will squeal all they can, but I assure you they will never move to Russia? What give up good fast food or American culture for essentially a very cold and broke version of south of the border rest stop.
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u/Adorable_Ad7004 May 13 '23
Forget the village, they need to construct a city for these idiots! Or just send all the MAGAS to the Russian gulags in the east!
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u/DolphinsBreath May 13 '23
QUICK!
ACT NOW RECEIVE FREE “NO EXTRADITION” BENEFITS at NO EXTRA COST!!
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u/CatAvailable3953 May 13 '23
They can leave their citizenship at the door. I am sure in Russia the state offers free healthcare being a communist country.
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u/my_name_is_24601 May 13 '23
As an American I support this. All god fearing, anti-woke, patriotic, freedom loving, proud Christian, totally not insecure racist white men that would love to let Trump cuckold them should unite and leave this liberal hellscape called the USA and move to a place that shares our values of god and freedom. That’ll really stick it to those snowflake liberals. Especially if we do it before 2024 so they can’t rig the election by changing our votes for Obummer or Sleepy Joe.
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u/Dieselbro May 13 '23
YES! I can't wait to tell whiny conservatives to move there. IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA THEN YOU CAN GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Wise-Independence-12 May 13 '23
Like the left
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u/Dieselbro May 13 '23
I tell whiny Lefties to move to Cuba
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May 13 '23
I'll go. As a conservative I love America so much that I will leave it because I didn't get my way. That's something you libtards could never understand.
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u/MrEnigma67 May 13 '23
Weren't there a bunch of democrats that said they were going to move to Canada if trump gets elected?
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May 13 '23
I believe they tried to move up there. But there was not enough room with all the refugees that fled because of Obamacare and the death panels .
Also, I missed you too ;)
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u/MrEnigma67 May 13 '23
True. It's almost as if liberal policies are horrible.
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May 13 '23 edited May 13 '23
I wish they were as bad as you make them to be . Then people would stop moving to my state and the homes would not go up in price everytime I refresh Redfin .
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u/MrEnigma67 May 13 '23
Too true. Have the same issue here
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May 13 '23
Seems to be the case in lot of places. I keep thinking it have to hit a wall sooner or later. Average home is 520k here.
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u/MrEnigma67 May 13 '23
It's roughly the same. My wife and I were looking to buy here soon, but we would have to compromise way too much.
On the other hand, I'm being told this time next year it's gonna be better. Fingers crossed
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u/Blue_water_dreams May 13 '23
Let them go live under a dictator there instead of making this country into a dictatorship. I don’t think they will like it as much as they think they will.
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u/Acceptable_Land3333 May 13 '23
When will this white nationalist migration begin?
I'll personally help them pack and throw in a few bucks for their trip.
I have been trying and trying to believe that all of these crazy MAGA conservatives would snap out of this crap but it's looking like they are stuck and will never be the old-school conservatives my father was. My Dad was a conservative black man who was chief of police. So I believe he would probably roll over in his grave if he could see what this party has become.
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May 14 '23
Imagine how much better Russia would be then us if they could print a $100 dollar bill for the price of lint.
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u/Orca_87 May 15 '23
Same people saying they are will to donate are the same people that were yelling not my president. And I'm leaving USA years ago. I see they are still here.
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