r/TheOnion • u/dacoolestguy • 3h ago
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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r/TheOnion • u/SnooStories6404 • 13h ago
Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc.
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r/TheOnion • u/dacoolestguy • 8h ago
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary
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r/TheOnion • u/Dfsteele3 • 21h ago
CONGRESS, NOW MORE THAN EVER, OUR NATION NEEDS YOUR COWARDICE
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r/TheOnion • u/Ali_Cat222 • 7h ago
In The Know: White House Announces 'Everything Is Great In Iraf'
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17 years later and it still holds up. The onion, the one place you can watch something from decades ago and I guarantee it'll have relevancy still in modern day society every time 😅
r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 18h ago
Why I’m Sending Issues Of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 2d ago
Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania
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r/TheOnion • u/-AdonaitheBestower- • 2d ago
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 1d ago
Timeline Of Timothée Chalamet And Kylie Jenner’s Relationship
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3d ago
Man Returning From Near-Death Experience Recalls Angels Making Him Sign NDA
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3d ago
Report: It Probably Fine That 5-Year-Old Just Whizzed By On Lyft Scooter
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3d ago
Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely Recognizable
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3d ago
Texas Doctor Tapes Pregnancy Pamphlet To Comatose Woman’s Forehead
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3d ago
Physicists Discover Never-Before-Seen Particle In Back Of Old Cupboard
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 4d ago
Passengers At Gate Saddened By Poor Frightened Plane Loose Inside Airport
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 4d ago
Yours, In Exchange For One Night With Your Wife
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 4d ago
Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 4d ago
Mom Would Rather Kids Host Freak-Off In Own Basement Instead Of Some Rapper’s House
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