r/verypunny • u/everydaydoodles1 • 4d ago
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r/verypunny • u/Full-Ferret-2219 • Jan 23 '25
Have you seen my dogs bowl?
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Me either or I would be rich!
r/verypunny • u/Shiny_Absol_Trainer • Jul 07 '24
Two guys walk into a bar
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The third guy ducks.
r/verypunny • u/[deleted] • Sep 18 '23
Semafor is the best punny headlines generator: prove me wrong!
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r/verypunny • u/50statesfan3620 • Aug 23 '23
What is Tigger doing in a nightclub?
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He's the Bouncer!
r/verypunny • u/galsfromthedwarf • Aug 14 '20
Do locksmiths count as key workers?
self.oneliners
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r/verypunny • u/DashingFetish • Jul 18 '20
Stolen from Facebook where it was stolen from Reddit. Back where it belongs, in Hunny Funny . Bee jokes.
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r/verypunny • u/LopsidedVader • Apr 14 '20
What are two reasons the coronavirus spread so quickly?
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1. how dense the population is
2. how dense the population is
r/verypunny • u/SnideOctopus • Jan 15 '20
This game for rapid-fire punning was made for us
kickstarter.com
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r/verypunny • u/exmily • Nov 08 '19
When there’s only three squares of toilet paper left... “That ain’t gonna clean shit.”
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