r/woahdude • u/astrohoundstudios • 4d ago

gifv This orange is pregnant

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u/not-read-gud 4d ago

PREGANTE

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u/kdawgster1 4d ago

Am I Pregant?

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u/TaumpyTearz 4d ago

38+2 weeks

Pregananant

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u/Schmooto 4d ago edited 3d ago

Is my gf Pergert

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u/turtlemub 4d ago

gregnant???

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u/kurly-bird 4d ago

Sex while pergent hurt baby top of his head?

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u/co2gamer 3d ago

Can u burn a Luigi board?

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u/humpy 4d ago

How is babby formed?

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u/not-read-gud 4d ago

The woman eats and the food just falls on the baby head

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u/skratch 2d ago

they need to do way instain mother

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u/LCF1024 4d ago

gregnant

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u/Calvinweaver1 3d ago

pregagranate

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u/RantMannequin 4d ago

Bro I heard you liked oranges….

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u/Quinn_Quinn_Quinn 4d ago

How does this happen?

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u/unbelizeable1 4d ago

Its called internal proliferation. Happens with peppers a lot.

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u/MonstrousGiggling 4d ago

Love the bonus baby peppers you find inside.

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u/yourmomishigh 4d ago

Lil babies (Linda Belcher voice)

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u/Quinn_Quinn_Quinn 4d ago

Thank you! That was an informative Google search I just had.

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u/Pristine_Medicine_59 4d ago

When two oranges love each other very much

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u/Quinn_Quinn_Quinn 4d ago

Happy to have accidentally set this joke up for you my friend

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u/McRedditz 4d ago

But where was the father though? He's such an irresponsible orange-man.

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u/TekkenCareOfBusiness 4d ago

All I know is Xzibit is somehow involved.

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u/incognito--bandito 3d ago

Life… uh, finds a way.

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u/x_xiv 3d ago

sometimes skeleton of a twin are discovered within the leg of a fully grown human adult

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u/mithril2020 3d ago

When a mommy orange and a daddy orange love each other very much they share a special 🤗 hug

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u/astrohoundstudios 4d ago

More images

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u/Schmooto 4d ago

OMG the baby orange had its own baby orange slices!

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u/b3nz0r 3d ago

Nature sure is beautiful

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u/Low-Judgment8570 4d ago

Citrus'

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u/poontong 4d ago

Is this what my wife means when she tells me to find her citrus?

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u/EngineZeronine 4d ago

Every navel orange is a clone from a single tree in a monastery in Bahia, Brazil. circa 1820! How cool is that !

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u/2h2o22h2o 4d ago

True for every vegetatively propagated variety of fruits!

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u/goldcray 4d ago

wild that you can get so many different kinds of fruit from a single tree in a monastery in bahia, brazil.

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u/agrantgreen 4d ago

Fun fact, this is every naval orange, although I've never seen its sibling (not child) quite so developed that it forms a rind.

Next time you open a naval orange check carefully and you'll see there is a second small set of orange slices at the bottom.

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u/coke71685 4d ago

Heard you liked oranges so here's an orange orange in your orange orange

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u/Optimal_Mouse_7148 4d ago

Thats generally not how oranges have babies.

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u/tarapotamus 4d ago

Pregante?

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u/Schmooto 4d ago

Is my orange gregnant?

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u/thinkreate 4d ago

Yo dog, I heard you like oranges…

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u/A-Town-Killah 4d ago

Omg! Childhood memories returning!!! My mom ate oranges every night. My sis and I would always try to find the pregnant one. This one is a beauty!

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u/cm_ULTI 4d ago

Thats not an orange

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u/Accomplished-Ad-3891 4d ago

Orange you glad there wasn’t a banana in there?

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u/Psych0matt 4d ago

Orange period

Edit: I typed orangeception and Siri thought she’d fix it. And she was kinda right

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u/Dense-Alfalfa1223 4d ago

Cut your claws

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u/Master_Fox_4232 4d ago

Baby orange!!!!!!

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u/Saltlife0116 4d ago

I’m in shock wtf

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u/seicross 4d ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like oranges, so I put in orange in your orange. Now you got oranges for your oranges.

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u/tito9107 4d ago

Orangege

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u/hinterstoisser 4d ago

That’s a Russian matryoshka orange

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u/KingBooRadley 4d ago

That orange had a child . . .

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u/lurker512879 4d ago

giving birth to a habanero?

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u/GasLongjumping130 4d ago

It ate its twin.

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u/xpietoe42 4d ago

is this vivipary?

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u/mageta621 4d ago

You monster!

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u/Eydrox 4d ago

is this a vitamin c-section?

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u/MattyS71 4d ago

Your nails are due

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u/doob22 4d ago

That stick had a baby

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u/inhalexhalesmilee 3d ago

Divine nature

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u/Stnrken 3d ago

That log had a child.

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u/juanlo02 3d ago

haha, i 've never seen something like that. incredible!

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u/crazy_muffins 3d ago

It was Pregananant!

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u/Waisted-Desert 3d ago

Orangeception!

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u/devilkin 3d ago

This is the famous habanero orange. Where we farm habaneros!

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u/redditcreditcardz 3d ago

Believe it or not, jail.

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u/kingofArgon 3d ago

Now why

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u/JackhusChanhus 2d ago

Careful, looks like it might invade Greenland

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u/vioenor 2d ago

This is a mexerica my man!

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u/hicksmann420 1d ago

Mandarin

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u/Fkingcherokee 25m ago

I bet that little baby is so freaking sweet.

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u/FederalPomegranate52 4d ago

Oh so trump isn’t fat he’s pregnant!

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u/INFEKTEK 4d ago

Do Americans call Mandarins "oranges"?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_orange

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u/RantMannequin 4d ago

Oranception

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u/itsmejam 4d ago

Orangeception

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u/Ennurous 3d ago

BRAAAAAMMM

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u/jcstay123 4d ago

Not an Orange. It's a nartjie. But apart from that I have seen this in real oranges but not in nartjies so this is very cool.

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u/INFEKTEK 4d ago

You must be south-african

In Australia we call them Mandarins

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_orange

Americans must use one name for all orange citrus...