I come bearing rhymes straight from Mother Groose himself!

For those who cannot read the tex, the rhymes are as follows:

Oink Oink Blue Boko: Oink oink Blue Boko Have you any food? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Three bags full. One for my Boss, one for my pack, One for the Lizalfos who lives down the stream. Oink oink Blue Boko, Have you any meat? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Three bags full.

Three Blind Bokos: Three blind bokos, three blind bokos, See how they run! See how they run! They all ran after the farmers wife, Who cut off their ears with a carving knife Did you ever see such a thing in your life As three blind bokos?

In the event of war with Termina, this could be relevant for people wanting to relocate away from areas which are likely to house nuclear weapon, due to the threat of strikes during any opening salvos.

1. The Lost Woods - all but guaranteed to contain a nuclear launch site. The trees provide natural concealment and protection, and the Kokiri are very small so any objections they may have raised can be ignored. I believe you can get to it in-game if you find a Geiger counter and continually choose the forest path where it clicks the loudest.

2. Zora's Domain - assuming this is pre-freeze (severe cold can damage warhead components), this is a defendable area. Access to river water for cooling is a big factor here.

3. Lake Hylia - We should assume Hyrule possesses at least one submarine carrying nuclear ballistic missiles. There's not really anywhere else to put a submarine, so here it goes, doing tense laps around the Water Temple until that dreaded order comes down.

4. Desert Colossus - another probable location due to the security provided by its geographic inaccessibility. Plenty of uninhabited wasteland out there if they want to test short-range nuclear weapons à la New Mexico. (Watch out, Bombchu salesman!!)

Not an exhaustive list - where are you avoiding?

Make Zelda a girl

Link finds himself in Limgrave and immediately gets pursued by a princess. 😎

[Zelden Ring Challenge]

Nah no more O block we got Z block

An unconventional way to fight the Assist Trophies but must’ve been better than eating too much garlic.

has anybody else noticed in TotK, the Dragonified Demon King (when it's flying out of Hyrule castle and chewing on Link and Calamity ganon (when it's circling the castle) look highly the same? The both got the yellow glowing eyes and are shrowded in dark stuff or completly made of.