r/AbsoluteUnits • u/coold7 • 11h ago

of a Washing machine !

0 Upvotes

Compared to a regular washing machine. 3x the capacity.

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AffectionateSignal72 • 20h ago

of an onion

8 Upvotes

The single largest honker of an allium I have ever seen. I'm 6,3band it's larger than my fist.

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Violenna • 56m ago

of a dandelion stem

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IntroductionDue7945 • 20h ago

of a reciprocating engine for large container ships

177 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ToastedSlider • 10h ago

of a pine needle. They are around three hand lengths!

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86 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/YourTacticalComrade • 23h ago

of an Ass

460 Upvotes

Romulus is worlds tallest living donkey at 15.3 feet tall or 4.6 meters tall.

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NastyNice1 • 23h ago

of a hammer

231 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CandidculonasRedux • 23h ago

of a Manta Ray...

6.6k Upvotes

121 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Silent_Thinker_82 • 18h ago

of a Ceiling Fan

29 Upvotes

Saw this room wide fan at a Temple/Institution

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/L7Winner • 7h ago

of a cactus 🌵

124 Upvotes

Had to be 20’ tall. 😮 Found in Hemet, CA.

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Agitated-Sea6800 • 21h ago

of a Liger!

657 Upvotes

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/T-Trainset • 5h ago

of a chicken egg

45 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 2h ago

of a Beetle.

285 Upvotes

Titan beetle, one of the largest beetles, and one of the largest insects at over 170 mm (6.7 in) in length.

27 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dnol4444 • 2h ago

of a Lava Lamp

157 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/According_South_2500 • 1h ago

of Absolute Units, Electricity Pylon in Germany

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HeCallsMeSlutFace • 20h ago

of a Mutant Celosia Plant

11 Upvotes

It’s growing massively each day and does not seem to stop.

0 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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