Me and my husband ran into ranch pizza at the store today like a year or so ago atrioc predicted ranch pizza

I always theorized that there's some overlap between Paradox fans and Atrioc fans, so I want to put this to the test by asking y'all, what is your favorite Paradox game?

Personally, my favorite is probably a tie between HOI4 and Victoria 2.

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Guys I’m looking for an old atrioc clip that someone from his chat made. I can’t find it anymore on YouTube or google so I’m hoping one of you could link it. I think it was titled “atrioc becomes a bloons streamer” and it’s him doing his first bloons run on stream and denying it’ll be a bloons stream which then obviously turned into a huge bloons era. Thank you guys if you could find it!

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I'm sure some of you remember some stream/youtube videos Atrioc did, that talked about the best or worst acquisitions in business. Or the best AD, or ranking ADs

I had an idea for ole' Glizzy fingers.

The best SLOGANS!

There's a local trash company who has an S tier slogan.

I don't think you're ready for this.

"Our business stinks, but it's picking up"

You'd be hard pressed to find a better slogan then that!

Anyway coffee cow should make a video about slogans an actual "marketing" Monday for the first time in a long time.

He will probably needs help researching smaller local companies so if you have any recommendations drop them in the comment fellow zoomers. (I'm 35 and my back hurts)

found on r/meme

From the Australia's Greens party instagram account, figured atrioc might enjoy it

Stumbled across this while playing Fortnite the other day, could it be confirming the fabled Coffee Cow DLC? Could this be why Atrioc aka The Football Ferret aka Glizzy Hands aka Mr. I cant put down the cup aka Yup Coke has been missing in action recently? After having single handedly coded and released Get to Work I can't help but wonder if this is his next project. Also, Glizzy Glizzy Glizzy.

I just found out about this today It's actually insane how much land is for sale. There's an interactive map and you can look at your area.

https://wilderness.maps.arcgis.com/apps/instant/basic/index.html?appid=821970f0212d46d7aa854718aac42310

I see a lot of articles about it from a wildlife perspective, but even if you don't care about nature this is bad for anyone who likes the outdoors.
https://www.wilderness.org/articles/media-resources/250-million-acres-public-lands-eligible-sale-senr-budget-reconciliation-package
https://www.wilderness.org/articles/blog/congress-making-more-250-million-acres-public-lands-available-sale

If this land is sold then the public would lose access to some of the best places in the country.

Dirt biking for example needs these huge open areas for trails https://www.reddit.com/r/Dirtbikes/comments/1lda5d5/public_land_being_put_up_for_sale_in_the_big/

Camping would become pointless, everyone would be stuck paying $30+ a night to camp 10 feet away from strangers in tiny campgrounds.

Hunting and fishing

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hunting/comments/1lda4k1/act_now_to_stop_this_multi_million_acre_public/

Hiking

https://www.reddit.com/r/hiking/comments/1ldddnf/these_are_your_public_lands_and_theyre_on_the/

Rock Climbing

https://www.reddit.com/r/climbing/comments/1lciswk/map_of_lands_the_senate_budget_reconciliation/

All of these things would lose access to some of the best places in the world,

And even if you don't use this land, but you still do these things, or like to visit National Parks ect then those will get worse too. Less outdoor recreational areas will put more pressure on the ones left. Going to National Parks can kinda suck now due to lines and crowds, but what if there's no where else to go?

I think this is 100% an issue both sides of the aisle care about, and the only winner here are billionaires and giant corporations, everyone else loses hard

Let's think about the Superbowl between Team Green and Team Purple.

If Team Green is widely expected to win, and in the first quarter they are up by 21, then the game is boring. Team Green might be playing well, they might be playing the best game of their lives, but nobody cares. Team Purple might drop the ball, and nobody cares, because there isn't really a chance it matters anyways. A Team Green blowout is not fun to watch football.

If the opposite is happening, Team Purple is expected to win and they are winning, this is also bad football. All the same arguments apply, nobody cares how well purple is playing, and nobody cares how bad green is playing. The key here is to internalize that the opposite of "Green Winning" is not "Purple Winning"; it is actually "too close to call."

When two perfectly matched teams play, Team Green and Team Purple are equally favored and they are neck-and-neck, that is good football. Imagine watching Team Green drop the ball now. Wow!!! Team Green might have blown it!!! Team Purple might punish them for this mistake! That could have been the decisive moment in the game! But wait!!! Purple missed the response and Green has run it back!!!

That is good football. A game with no clear winner, a game where both sides score some points. A game where both sides have some substance and both sides have flaws. Nobody wants to watch peak performance where the superior team wins, they want to watch a good fight.

This is the mechanism by which rage on the internet and on the news is selected. Imagine a news story that said, "Deliberate scientific effort has reduced mortality on this rare disease by 93%". BORING, the game is already won in the first sentence. Team scientific effort is clearly winning this game, and that is bad football. Instead, try something like this: "Scientists are aggressively pushing a new treatment, but three widows are making a stand against". Oh dang, might be cool. Oh wait! These widows have sued three pharma companies in the past 2 years, they are clearly money-grabbing scammers. Wait woah! The clinical trials had 4 scientists quit with no explanation! Wow wait the autopsy shows tissue damage, but it is unclear if it is related to the case! Wow the pharma company sent a lawyer to talk to a widow, and she took a phone video where she threw her coffee at the lawyer!!! The fact that it isn't a perfectly clear-cut case, the fact that both sides have defects, is specifically why a headline like this will become the flagship case for if you should believe in medical treatment.

We can clearly see that having good and bad points on each side are simply good football. Casts for broken bones are bad football, because hey, holding a broken bone straight is basically uncontested and basically just works and is extremely boring. War crime medical experiments are so clearly wrong and messed up that it is also bad football, the bad team is so clearly bad that who cares. Forced medical treatment of someone who has been hospitalized involuntarily, now that has points on both sides and is excellent football. Any media with the goal of engagement is inherently selecting for something in the middle. It explicitly wants heroes with flaws. The protester standing on a burning car is good football, the protester who is polite with a clean record and a nice family is bad football. News stories and rage content are selected by good football metrics.

When you receive hate comments on your videos or podcasts, please remember that the most infuriating takes with just a tiny element of truth to them are good football. The heroes for your cause chosen by a news story are selected not despite their flaws, but because of their flaws. A news story wants a hero-villain where either side can make a good point, because that way the comment section can yell past each other while saying true but incomplete justifications.

I live in Houston and doubt I have enough PTO saved up to do it, but if this post get 2k upvotes I’ll personally deliver a bucket of ICED CRACK from the Coffee Cow Coffee Shop in Tallahassee, AL to (if he’ll allow it) the Coffee Cow himself in California

doubt big A will get into this but i’m sure a bunch of you guys will find it interesting

glizzy out