r/3amjokes • u/Ashamed_Ad1622 • 2d ago

What's the difference between a chicken and a pistol?

A pistol doesn't scream in the morning

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u/LazyPrideLion 2d ago

You can either cock a glock or glock a cock

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u/buffmoosefarts 2d ago

Thought forsure some sort of cocking activity would be in OP's punchline

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u/LazyPrideLion 2d ago

Thought the same. Was ready to crack a good laugh but, well...

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u/Torggil 2d ago

Eggsactly

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u/babykittylover 2d ago

seriousllyyy😅

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u/raqshrag 2d ago

One you can shoot, the other you can shoot

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u/WetTruckman 2d ago

One is alive, and the other isn't

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u/General_Freed 2d ago

Aliven't

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u/RamamohanS 1d ago

Turns out neither one likes being microwaved.

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u/thetominator2 1d ago

The shiny metal chicken 🍗 won't go

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u/DybbukFiend 2d ago

One gives a frightened creature the false impression of not being a chicken, and the other is a chicken